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Drunk woman in England yelling ‘I’m Jack Sparrow’ takes river ferry for a boat-bashing joyride
New York Daily News ^
| September 21, 2012
| Victoria Cavaliere
Posted on 09/25/2012 8:10:22 PM PDT by EveningStar
A British woman will be spending 112 days behind bars for drunkenly shouting at police officers “I’m Jack Sparrow,” and stealing a commercial river ferry.
Alison Whelan, of Torquay, England had been on a two day booze bender and had taken a form of hallucinogen before stealing the Paignton Pleasure Cruises' Dart Princess in Devon, England on Sept. 10.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: england; jacksparrow
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Drunk woman in England yelling ‘I’m Jack Sparrow’ takes Devon river ferry for a boat-bashing joyride (VIDEO)
To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
To: EveningStar
Who among us can claim that they haven't... wait.. I've never been to Dover.
I think.
/johnny
To: EveningStar
Love Dr Who, and in particular Rose Tyler, but Jack Sparrow was just plain weird in the series.
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posted on
09/25/2012 8:15:19 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: EveningStar
I’d forgotten about the weird ass Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Carribean
5
posted on
09/25/2012 8:17:52 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: EveningStar
I am having trouble getting an imagined image of her out of my mind! One more Pint of Porter, please!
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posted on
09/25/2012 8:18:21 PM PDT
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: mylife
Are you thinking of Jack Harkness, instead?
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posted on
09/25/2012 8:36:54 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Old Sarge
I guess so. A google search came up with sparrow.
Still, that gal was ripped!
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posted on
09/25/2012 8:42:56 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Old Sarge
Captain Jack Harkness's
first appearance.It went quickly down hill as the studios made him bisexual.
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posted on
09/25/2012 8:59:04 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: mylife
I like the comments:
“They should have made her walk the plank!”
“They did - and she did a face plant...”
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posted on
09/25/2012 8:59:17 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Old Sarge
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posted on
09/25/2012 9:18:05 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: EveningStar
If this was Lindsey Lohan or Paris Hilton they would have got 10 minutes in jail and a reality show.
To: EveningStar
Attention whores of the world unite! You’re up, next.
To: EveningStar
I’m Sandra Fluke! I’m Easy Rider!
To: EveningStar
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
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posted on
09/25/2012 10:24:15 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
To: TigersEye
Lol... arghhhh... missed talk like a pirate day...
To: mylife
that’s CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
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posted on
09/26/2012 5:24:47 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
(Obama -> Ransom "Rance" Stoddard)
To: goseminoles
Or she was still partying.
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posted on
09/26/2012 9:09:46 AM PDT
by
TigersEye
(dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
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