[EveningStar]

Chicago looking for goats to graze at O'Hare

[EveningStar]

ping

[Gay State Conservative]

And of course there's not a snowball's chance in hell that a single one of these goats could somehow escape and then find itself on a runway as a 747 is landing or taking off.

[bigbob]

Let’s see, gas is $4 gal., mowing is a drag...but I can but a good goat for under $100 and go green and please Algore at the same time ...

[CrazyIvan]

Paging Goat Granny.............

[bobo1]

hire mooseshell and her constituents. healthy non-meat diet.

blessings, bobo

[annieokie]

The obamas will be unemployed very soon, hold that ad.

[Slyfox]

Why yes, I know how to herd goats, I was once the head of the Democratic Party.

[Beowulf9]

Will this make the Cubs win?

[Cicero]

"We're expert goat herders. We'd be happy to help out at your busy airport!"

[Beowulf9]

Let them graze on Wrigley Field!

[alancarp]

Chicago?? Sounds like a good temp job for a teacher.

[Born to Conserve]

Goats browse. If they want grazers, they should be looking for sheep.

[manic4organic]

Don’t give the position to a Muslim. The goats would be sexually abused.

[JimRed]

Put the goatherder notice on the bulletin board at the nearest mosque...oh, wait- that would be goat humper.

[ops33]

During the mid 80’s I was an Air Force air traffic controller stationed in Berlin and worked in the control tower at Tempelhof. There was a large flock of sheep grazing on the grassy infield adjacent to the runways. Turned out that shortly after the Wall went up a shepherd escaped from East Berlin with some of his sheep. The Americans consented to allow him to graze his sheep on Tempelhof. When I was there the shepherd had about 60 or 70 sheep, a portable electric fence and a dog to keep them under control. He would move his sheep about and never interfered with flight operations.