[Gay State Conservative]

And of course there's not a snowball's chance in hell that a single one of these goats could somehow escape and then find itself on a runway as a 747 is landing or taking off.

[Boogieman]

Even if one did, so what? I mean, sad for the goat, but it’s not going to ruin any one else’s day, unless the pilot is a moron and tries to swerve.