Rage Monkey Asks....

Original Content, However Weird It Is.... | 9/11/2012 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey is INFURIATED with the idea he is RACIST.

Rage Monkey is not RACIST.

Rage Monkey is SPECIST!

[nevergore]

Does Rage Monkey fling poo?

If so...who are his targets?

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey is impressed with the firearm and may go get one.

[Cicero]

Can’t we direct even a little bit of rage at the GOPe, who forced the worst candidate possible down our throats? He was responsible for imposing gay marriage on the first state to impose it—Massachusetts. Since then, several other have followed. He was responsible for classifying abortion as “Health Care,” and providing taxpayer subsidies for it. Since then, it has predictably become free, at taxpayer expense. He was responsible for imposing Romneycare, the model for Obamacare.

And he still talks about implementing parts of Obamacare, even now when his base has yet to vote. What he really means is that, once in office, he would keep all of it, but change its name to Universal Romneycare so the glory will be his.

And he still supports gay adoption—which has driven Catholic and other Christian adoption agencies out of business, while victimizing the children in question. Once elected, that will inevitably be extended to gay marriage, which he has always supported in practice.

What makes me rage is the corrupt political operators who have increasingly and shamelessly come out from under their rocks and given us this choice: a gay, Communist, Muslim destroyer who wants to steal everything from the people, or a gay, sectarian, socialist destroyer who wants to steal everything from the people.

And both of them are malignant narcissists, who think they are gods and love chiefly themselves and what they consider their well-deserved glory.

Yes, Obama is worse, but not by a whole lot. I’m still praying that something will happen to resolve this tragic mess before the election, but it is increasingly unlikely.

In the meantime, I decline to take the blame for voting my conscience, which will not allow me to vote for either of these child killers. The blame belongs chiefly to the Democrats AND to the GOPe, who have foisted these two evil destroyers on us and told us to choose between them or go stuff it.

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey will address all these issues. Right now RAGE MONKEY IS FOCUSED ON RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE.

[dfwgator]

Can’t we direct even a little bit of rage at the GOPe, who forced the worst candidate possible down our throats?

They'll be plenty of time for that after the election, if Mitt loses. Right now, the only thing that matters is getting the Kenyan out of the White House, then we'll deal with Romney in due course.

[BubbaBasher]

Shock the Monkey

[JimRed]

Rage Monkey is not RACIST.

Focus, focus...the WORD, not the little guy himself! As far as his being SPECIST, I don't blame him. I prefer my own SPECIES too!

8^)

[McGruff]

Rage Boy descended from Rage Monkey millions of years ago.

You sure it wasn't the other way around?

[sauropod]

Have a banana, Rage Monkey.

Just don’t sling your poo.

[McGruff]

Oh noes. Latest MSM poll show Obama winning.
Guess I might as well hide under a rock.
Wasn't gonna win anyways.

[/sarc]

[RinaseaofDs]

Rage Monkey is the boss. More Rage Monkey.

[bigheadfred]

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey appreciates the kind words, and plans much more Rage in the future.

[Lazamataz]

Rage Monkey thinks that picture suits him.

[bigheadfred]

Have at it.

[Nervous Tick]

>> series of Rage Monkey cartoons... Would you like that?

LIKE

[ken5050]

Rage monkey needs a ping list, and mybe a Facebook page...I mean, if an empty chair can get 50,00+ "Likes"...

Go for it, Laz, me boy..

[Mr. K]

it seems it is time for some Moneky SPanking!

and after the spankings... The Aural Sects!

[Jim Noble]

Unbelievably these weasles are already trying to establishing the meme that conservatives deserve the blame

They fear us more than they fear Obama.