Monkey-related news...
To: GOP_Party_Animal
There’s been times when I’ve lived on Frosted Flakes and juice. I’ve never bit anyone though..as far as I can remember.
2 posted on
09/09/2012 8:11:24 AM PDT by
DouglasKC
To: GOP_Party_Animal
From the Kellog’s website: “Kellogg’s Frosted Flakes® cereal gives you flakes for fuel and frosting for fun”. LOL
3 posted on
09/09/2012 8:11:55 AM PDT by
Starboard
To: GOP_Party_Animal
“illegal”
I think they meant to say “undocumented”. And for “monkey”, “otherwise specied” would have been more sensitive.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
5 posted on
09/09/2012 8:12:18 AM PDT by
SMGFan
(SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
I am surprised that the LAT spell-checker didn’t automatically replace “illegal monkey” with “undocumented simian”.
6 posted on
09/09/2012 8:13:18 AM PDT by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
7 posted on
09/09/2012 8:13:27 AM PDT by
tomkat
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Just another “monkey bites man story” ho hum.
Still, we need to build the border fence to keep the illegal ones out.
8 posted on
09/09/2012 8:15:13 AM PDT by
Happy Rain
("Who needs Michelle? The MSM keep Obama satisfied.")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
And now we know why “Silly monkey, Trix is for kids” was never branded.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
No wonder.....all that crunching noise every time the poor monkey walked around. Living on top of frosted flakes would be noisy. Save the monkey! Save the monkey!
15 posted on
09/09/2012 8:18:05 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
She had it coming to her. Reach for my frosted flakes and you’ll pull back a bloody stump!
17 posted on
09/09/2012 8:19:54 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: GOP_Party_Animal
I'm more shocked that in California, this wasn't reported as an undocumented primordial.
19 posted on
09/09/2012 8:23:07 AM PDT by
liberalh8ter
(If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman WHEN MONKEYS ARE OUTLAWED, ONLY MONKEYS Will ... um... eat Frosted... errr.... Flakes.....
Never mind.
22 posted on
09/09/2012 8:28:46 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Communist Party = Democrats. Socialist Party = Republicans. WE NEED A CAPITALIST FREEDOM PARTY!)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Which was the illegal part? The "living on Frosted Flakes"?
From Chuck Norris at WND:
NPR reported last week that junk-food cereal mascots like Tony the Tiger (Frosted Flakes), Dig ‘Em Frog (Sugar Smacks) and Toucan Sam (Froot Loops) might be put on the endangered species list if the government has its way in controlling childhood obesity.
23 posted on
09/09/2012 8:39:17 AM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(At the end of the day, you have to worship the god who can set you on fire.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Monkey doth not live by Frosted Flakes™ alone, but by every finger that extendeth from the hand of despotic liberal overlords. Consider the monkey, thou sluggard, and be wise.
24 posted on
09/09/2012 8:39:28 AM PDT by
Tuanedge
To: GOP_Party_Animal
So is the owner going to spank the monkey?
26 posted on
09/09/2012 8:42:49 AM PDT by
Fast Moving Angel
(A moral wrong is not a civil right: No religious sanction of an irreligious act.)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
They’re just not the same any more since they cut back on the frosting
27 posted on
09/09/2012 8:43:36 AM PDT by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
28 posted on
09/09/2012 8:49:49 AM PDT by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
That's what happens when your pet gets the wrong diet-
30 posted on
09/09/2012 9:08:20 AM PDT by
mikrofon
(Macabre macaque macaca)
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman
New Title: Woman’s hand gets stuck in undocumented primate’s mouth. Junk food to be found the cause of this accident.
To: GOP_Party_Animal
Let me get this straight:
illegal monkey - (that's racist!) I'm breaking out a fresh deck of race cards! was the monkey an illegal alien? If so, he was "an undocumented monkey" and a registered dim, no doubt
living on Frosted Flakes - a diet that is UNAPPROVED by Moochelle 0bama, and; does the sugar make him hyper.
32 posted on
09/09/2012 10:02:00 AM PDT by
The Sons of Liberty
("Get that evil, foreign, muslim, usurping bastard out of MY White House!" FUBO GTFO!)
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