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Posted on 09/07/2012 6:43:44 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen
WANT
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posted on
09/07/2012 10:40:34 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
To: Lucky9teen
42
posted on
09/07/2012 10:46:55 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: Old Sarge
43
posted on
09/07/2012 11:05:56 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
To: fredhead
Worst headline ever. Until I got to the article I was struggling to figure out how they ever got a child in a handgun.
Rifle, maybe, but not a handgun.
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posted on
09/07/2012 11:19:25 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(Reality - what a concept.)
To: fredhead
How do you fit a child inside a handgun?
45
posted on
09/07/2012 11:19:56 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
To: ArGee
East end of Newport News.......the area of Hampton Roads that I avoid like the plague.
When my company wanted to send me to work in Baghdad back in 2004 I told them, “I don’t go to the east end of Newport News, why would I want to go to Baghdad?”
46
posted on
09/07/2012 11:37:11 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(It's my Herbie year...check out the number on the side of the famous VW.)
To: ShadowAce
Cute girls.
Maybe I’ll move to wherever that was filmed.
47
posted on
09/07/2012 11:42:27 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Old Sarge
48
posted on
09/07/2012 12:19:44 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Responsibility2nd
how many wives does this guy have?
49
posted on
09/07/2012 12:29:24 PM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: Ingtar
Handgun with child? A pregnant handgun?
To: sockhead; Lucky9teen
Bill Clinton was driving along a winding country road when a cat ran out in front of him and he ran over it. Being the good citizen he is (/s), he decided to stop and notify the cat's owner of the accident. Nearby, he approaches a driveway, so he turns in to a nearby farmhouse. A lady answers the door and he apologetically tells her about the cat. The lady says "oh, what did he look like?" Bill says:
"Sort of like this"
The lady says, "no, no, I meant before!"
Bill says:
"Oh, sort of like this."
51
posted on
09/07/2012 3:08:06 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: MissTed; All
To: EveningStar
53
posted on
09/07/2012 4:40:27 PM PDT
by
Thom Pain
(U.S. Constitution is a CONTRACT!)
To: JoeProBono
Is it just me, but does this picture remind anyone else of a certain scene from the movie Police Academy? ;-)
To: ShadowAce
I also bought one of those defibrillator fence chargers.
I get it all hooked up and waited and waited for one of the cows to test it but no luck.
So I figured that the only way to be sure it worked was test it myself. I got off of it quickly but it just about knocked me off of my feet.
Some months later, my wife and I are standing at the fence and I reminded her several times it was hot. She finally leans up and touches the hot wire and the metal t-post, how shall we say, about mid chest level. I clearly heard the crackle.
Perhaps I should not have laughed. In fact I should not have but some things are just funny, I don't care who you are.
55
posted on
09/07/2012 5:05:05 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: ShadowAce
56
posted on
09/07/2012 5:27:23 PM PDT
by
Egon
(Romney/Ryan. Because Jimmy Carter doesn't need a third term.)
To: JRios1968
"I don't suck on lemons!"
57
posted on
09/07/2012 6:20:17 PM PDT
by
BerryDingle
(I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
To: Monkey Face
Top Eleven Seventy......just damn.
58
posted on
09/07/2012 6:27:46 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(0bamao sucks....Romney sucks a little bit less - but that's about it.)
To: unique1
I got bird flu once. The worst of it was the uncontrollable desire to poop on windshields
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posted on
09/07/2012 7:21:12 PM PDT
by
Cowman
(How can the IRS seize property without a warrant if the 4th amendment still stands?)
To: Lucky9teen
Why don’t they float their 2 yr olds and leave the cats alone....stupid morons.
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posted on
09/08/2012 11:08:06 AM PDT
by
Fawn
(DEAR JESUS....PLEASE LET OBAMA LOSE.....AMEN.)
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