NFL Schedule - 2012 [Bender's Never Wrong Picks]

ESPN ^ | 9-3-12 | Bender2

[Bender2]

Week 1 NFL 2012 Season

WED, SEP 5 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Dallas at NY Giants 8:30 PM NBC Tickets MetLife Stadium

SUN, SEP 9 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Indianapolis at Chicago 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Soldier Field
Philadelphia at Cleveland 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Cleveland Browns Stadium
New England at Tennessee 1:00 PM CBS Tickets LP Field
Atlanta at Kansas City 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Arrowhead Stadium
Jacksonville at Minnesota 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Mall of America Field
Washington at New Orleans 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Mercedes-Benz Superdome
Buffalo at NY Jets 1:00 PM CBS Tickets MetLife Stadium
St. Louis at Detroit 1:00 PM FOX Tickets Ford Field
Miami at Houston 1:00 PM CBS Tickets Reliant Stadium
San Francisco at Green Bay 4:25 PM FOX Tickets Lambeau Field
Seattle at Arizona 4:25 PM FOX Tickets U of Phoenix Stadium
Carolina at Tampa Bay 4:25 PM FOX Tickets Raymond James Stadium
Pittsburgh at Denver 8:20 PM NBC Tickets Sports Authority Field at Mile High

MON, SEP 10 TIME (ET) TV RESOURCES LOCATION
Cincinnati at Baltimore 7:00 PM ESPN Tickets M&T Bank Stadium
San Diego at Oakland 10:15 PM ESPN Tickets Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum

[campaignPete R-CT]

I DIDN’T REALIZE DIS GAME IS ON NBC !!!! THOUGHTS IT WAS ON NFL NETWORK.

SO KEEP DA TV BENDER. Mine will be fine. Do ppeeeple know about this?

[Bender2]

Will be watching the game at some friends house... so I'll be back--

Either really party down happy... in victory--

OR really, really tore down... in defeat!

[campaignPete R-CT]

yep, I’m ‘cited ‘bout the New York Football Giants, too!!!

[Bender2]

Here's to my Boys 24... them Jersey Jints 17!

[big'ol_freeper]

Slick, its halftime! You need to start your speech

When is this guy going to shut up The game is almost over

...and another thing.. My friend Jerry Jones knows how to pick a winner

Oooh Finally, someone gave him the hook

[Bender2]

Boy wasn't I something... back when I had a body?

Gadzooks, big, it is 1,000 years later and Bill... is still speaking!

I know, they have my head... stored next to his in the Head Museum--

Hey, guys, it that... a big efing deal?

[Bender2]

Okay, okay, Giants' Fans, the replacement refs gave us a hand up... but, hey, a win is a win!

Hey, isn't that considered a black... on black crime?

Wait, isn't that not possible under the enlightened leadership... of The One, right?

[campaignPete R-CT]

bender doodle,
my puter cannot handle all the pics & I dont want em on my ping page.

[Bender2]

Re: bender doodle, my puter cannot handle all the pics & I dont want em on my ping page.

Done, but don't blame me... when withdrawal sets in!

[blackie]

You will be very pleased...the Boys look like the real deal this year!! :)

[Bender2]

Yes, they... DO!

[blackie]

Go Boys!

[campaignPete R-CT]

cannot believe SUN is still 2 days away ... wonder if big'ol is following them O's and their late-inning heroics.

No analysis of the Bambi speech? Boycott politics. Do football. And the AL East.

I agree with Garner: "The vote of campaignPete R-CT ain't worth a cup of warm piss."

[big'ol_freeper]

Ok sports fans, my pigskin prognostications for this weekend:

The Barelies over the Folds
The Bagles over the Clowns
The Kitties over the Lambs
The Oilers over the Guppies
The Thiefs over the Dirty Birds
The Vicekings over the Jagworsts
The Taints over the Deadskins
The Bisons over the Jesters
The Patriots over the Tight-hens
The Buzzards over the Seahags
The Packers over the 69ers
The Punters over the Pirates
The Bungles over the Blackbirds
The Traitors over the Charredburgers

[Bender2]

Re: Your picks:
The Barelies over the Folds
The Bagles over the Clowns
The Kitties over the Lambs
The Oilers over the Guppies
The Thiefs over the Dirty Birds
The Vicekings over the Jagworsts
The Taints over the Deadskins
The Bisons over the Jesters
The Patriots over the Tight-hens
The Buzzards over the Seahags
The Packers over the 69ers
The Punters over the Pirates
The Bungles over the Blackbirds
The Traitors over the Charredburgers

Gadzooks, big? Sometimes I wonder... just what was your birth language?

And which one... are you speaking now?

However, as to result so far, your are 0-1 and I am, of course... perfect at 1-0!

Best be mother-efing careful Bend-- I was mother-efing perfect... until I found all these mother-efing snakes on this mother-efing plane!

Gadzooks, Sam! You kissing your mother... with that mouth?

Yes, Bend, he does kiss me with that mouth... right on my mother-efing lips!

Now, you got... a mother-efing problem with that?

Well-- I guess... not--

Can you believe that, Clay? Kissing his mother... right on the mouth?

Well, Gemma, Sam's momma... is smoking hot!

[Bender2]

Re: wonder if big'ol is following them O's and their late-inning heroics. -- No analysis of the Bambi speech? Boycott politics. Do football. And the AL East. I agree with Garner: "The vote of campaignPete R-CT ain't worth a cup of warm piss."

Gadzooks, Pete, where... to start?

First of all, that was "warm spit" John Nance Garner said but you make your point... that in the Peoples Republic of Con-Neddi-Cut you vote is just about worthless unless they throw out all the dead voters.

I am not much of a baseball fan but the Rangers are doing nicely... and maybe this time they will win it all!

As to the Bambi speech, let us hope and pray history says "Romney... has entered the forest!"

Now, maybe big has something to add... and not spit cheese bits all over us in the process--

[campaignPete R-CT]

#
“The vice-presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss”
John Nance Garner The vice-presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss

http://search.yahoo.com/search?toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701&p=garner+warm+piss

go Pirates. ON the way to the Bronx next SUN to see TB vs NYY

[Bender2]

Re: “The vice-presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss” -- John Nance Garner The vice-presidency isn’t worth a pitcher of warm piss -- http://search.yahoo.com/search?toggle=1&cop=mss&ei=UTF-8&fr=yfp-t-701&p=garner+warm+piss

Pete, I suggest you consider the sourse of that at Wikipedia: "Blumenthal, Sidney (June 28, 2007). "The imperial vice presidency". Salon.com. Retrieved September 22, 2007."

And tell me, who do you trust? That scumbag liberal Blumenthal... or me?

[Bender2]

Re: ON the way to the Bronx next SUN to see TB vs NYY

Gadzooks, Pete! You are leaving now? It takes you a week... to walk to the Bronx?

[Bender2]

Well, I've got a go and whip up something to break the fast... but shall return God willing and the creek don't rise!