To: ConservativeMan55
Bahahahahaha.
LOL at O’Reilly for going there....
To: ConservativeMan55
To: ConservativeMan55
Probably used ones to symbolize how they’ve shafted the nation.
4 posted on
08/30/2012 5:44:54 PM PDT by
prairiebreeze
(Don't be afraid to see what you see. -- Ronald Reagan)
To: ConservativeMan55
6 posted on
08/30/2012 5:46:38 PM PDT by
Suz in AZ
To: ConservativeMan55
Maybe the condoms will fall on the dancing vaginas.
To: ConservativeMan55
Fleas?
10 posted on
08/30/2012 5:48:30 PM PDT by
kitchen
(Over gunned is better than the alternative.)
To: ConservativeMan55
11 posted on
08/30/2012 5:49:18 PM PDT by
matt04
To: ConservativeMan55
The DemoRat convention is going to be one vast cluster-fluke.
Leni
To: ConservativeMan55
Yep, it was funny. He’s gonna catch all kinds of crap from the left. Haha.
15 posted on
08/30/2012 5:50:31 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: ConservativeMan55
I wonder what they're going to drop from the ceiling when Sandra Fluke speaks? And will they be ribbed for her pleasure?
To: ConservativeMan55
I don’t care who you are, that funny right there...
22 posted on
08/30/2012 6:00:02 PM PDT by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: ConservativeMan55
23 posted on
08/30/2012 6:00:58 PM PDT by
CMailBag
To: ConservativeMan55
Used condoms. She would feel right at home.
Imagine having so much sex you needed someone else to pay so you don’t get pregnant.
To: ConservativeMan55
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Maybe they'll drop falafels.
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25 posted on
08/30/2012 6:01:55 PM PDT by
I see my hands
(It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
To: ConservativeMan55
Birth control pills will be coming down. Can you imagine that, Sandra Fluke will have enough pills to last her what, a week..with all the nonstop banging she does she needs them in bulk
To: ConservativeMan55
A large mattress?
To: ConservativeMan55
Overheard on an open stagehand circuit:
"Go balloons condoms, go condoms! Go condoms! I don't see anything happening. Go condoms! Go condoms! Go condoms! Standby confetti birth control pills. Keep coming, condoms. More condoms. Bring it- condoms, condoms, condoms! We want condoms, tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No birth control pills. No birth control pills yet.
"No birth control pills. All right, go condoms, go condoms. We need more condoms. All condoms! All condoms! Keep going! Come on, guys, lets move it. Jesus! We need more condoms. I want all condoms to go, goddammit. Go birth control pills. Go birth control pills. More birth control pills. I want more condoms. What's happening to the condoms? We need more condoms.
"We need all of them coming down. Go condoms- condoms? What's happening condoms? There's not enough coming down! All condoms, what the hell! There's nothing falling! What the f*** are you guys doing up there? We want more condoms coming down, more condoms. More condoms. More condoms"
31 posted on
08/30/2012 7:13:21 PM PDT by
NonValueAdded
(Tantaros: "Plainly put, Romney and Ryan can't push granny off the cliff. Obama beat them to it.")
To: ConservativeMan55
At least they’ll be comfortable, with allah the prayer rugs on the floor from the TWO HOUR opening muzzie love fest.
32 posted on
08/30/2012 7:34:31 PM PDT by
rawcatslyentist
(I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a Barack 0b0tt0my!)
To: ConservativeMan55
I don't know what *objects* will fall from the ceiling, but may I suggest that the sound system start blaring "It's raining men"...
Cheers!
33 posted on
08/30/2012 9:12:36 PM PDT by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: ConservativeMan55
I propose a new nickname for Sandra, “The Charlotte Harlot.”
34 posted on
08/30/2012 10:29:36 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(I'm voting for Ryan and that other guy.)
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