I don't know if this is satire...
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To: Lucky9teen
I don’t know if this is satire...
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LOL.
Let me assist. Here is the text of their About page..
About Us
If you’ve ever read The Onion, you can guess what we’re about. Take the snarkiness of a liberal and put it in the body of a contemporary conservative (i.e. more libertarian than anything), and wha-la, you have Duh Progressive!
31 posted on
08/29/2012 9:36:45 AM PDT by
dmz
To: Lucky9teen
I'd go with "Kevin Fukallah". Kind of rolls off the tongue...fa-kal-ah.
36 posted on
08/29/2012 9:46:07 AM PDT by
Aevery_Freeman
(All Y'all White Peoples is racist!)
To: Lucky9teen
Kevin Show Bottom of Foot?
38 posted on
08/29/2012 9:50:50 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
To: Lucky9teen
Now what do we call the “six degrees of separation?” The “Kevin Halal Turkey” game?
39 posted on
08/29/2012 9:51:14 AM PDT by
ScottinVA
(If Obama is reelected, America will deserve every mockery that follows.)
To: Lucky9teen
Change it to Kevin Pork. Oh wait a minute, never mind.
40 posted on
08/29/2012 9:51:23 AM PDT by
duckman
(Dr Ben Carlson: Vision Not Division.)
To: Lucky9teen
In honor of his role in Animal House, I recommend he change his name to
"Chip Beef"
41 posted on
08/29/2012 9:51:44 AM PDT by
Night Hides Not
(The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
To: Lucky9teen
Jon Hamm of Madmen,you’re next.
42 posted on
08/29/2012 9:53:39 AM PDT by
chuckee
To: Lucky9teen
43 posted on
08/29/2012 9:54:24 AM PDT by
skeeter
To: Lucky9teen
And the winner for best actor is... Kevin Eggplant.
To: Lucky9teen
50 posted on
08/29/2012 10:17:34 AM PDT by
SgtHooper
(The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
To: Lucky9teen
There is no reason to post satire because the realities are just as extreme. In 1932 Hitler was fodder for satire. In 1938 nothing was funny anymore.
Our country in sinking fast and we can’t keep up with the shocking realities of Mohammedan victim card play. They shamelessly play the victim while they perpetuate ever more atrocities.
52 posted on
08/29/2012 10:18:57 AM PDT by
Monterrosa-24
(...even more American that a French bikini and a Russian AK-47.)
To: Lucky9teen
53 posted on
08/29/2012 10:22:14 AM PDT by
Slyfox
To: Lucky9teen
He doesn’t have to change his last name, just marry a girl with the right last name and hyphenate:
Kevin Turkey-Bacon
57 posted on
08/29/2012 10:43:39 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
("I love to watch you talk talk talk, but I hate what I hear you say."-Del Shannon)
To: Lucky9teen
Bowing to pressure from various Muslim groups such as CAIR (Center for American–Islamic Relations), the iconic actor and musician has publically vowed to change his last name. Why would Muslims care about an actor and musician? Aren't movies and music against their religion?
58 posted on
08/29/2012 10:52:21 AM PDT by
Fiji Hill
(Deo Vindice!)
To: Lucky9teen
...his last name has become a source of “discomfort,”
How about Kevin Pantywaist?
To: Lucky9teen
That's when you know that it is.
Also this helps: http://www.duhprogressive.com
61 posted on
08/29/2012 11:02:56 AM PDT by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: Lucky9teen
64 posted on
08/29/2012 11:27:27 AM PDT by
Vide
To: Lucky9teen
In honor of their multicultural sensitivity
Kevin Bacon is changing his first name to Canadian.
65 posted on
08/29/2012 11:30:09 AM PDT by
TigersEye
(dishonorabledisclosure.com - OPSEC (give them support))
To: Lucky9teen
Kevin TAFCAB. (The actor formerly known as “Bacon”)
Hey if it’s good enough for Prince...
67 posted on
08/29/2012 1:06:00 PM PDT by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
To: Lucky9teen
He should copy his British ancestor, Sir Frances Bacon, and call himself:
Kevin Shakespeare
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