[Lucky9teen]

I don't know if this is satire...

[chopperman]

How about:

Kevin Sausage

[rudabaga]

Really? You don’t know? Just sit back and think about it for 5 seconds.

[MestaMachine]

Duh...

[EGPWS]

Kevin Porkloin

[dartuser]

Perhaps to the less cumbersome and more delightful Kevin Al-Awar El-Hussani Mohammad Jabar Assad El-Wankar ...

[deadrock]

Kevin Halal.

[buffaloguy]

Kevin Spam?

[Portcall24]

Not to mention that the commodities exchange will suspend the trading of “pork bellies” and Pet Smart says they will not long sell HAMsters.

[Vaquero]

Has to be satire...

....on a similar note A friend who’s brother was a reform rabbi use to tell his young children that they were eating ‘pastrami’ when they were actually eating bacon so that his ‘flock’ wouldn’t know they were eating bacon Although this jewish sect were not strict on dietary rules. They held their rabbis to a higher standard

[freedomlover]

Kevin Chop-The-Heads-Off-Infidels should do it.

[Baynative]

From the web:

" Actor Kevin Bacon told The Daily Caller on Thursday that he feels President Obama has “made a difference” and will be supporting him for re-election.
“I’m going to vote for Obama,” Bacon said. “I think he has already made a difference and I support him.” He also said that he was please “overall” with Obama’s performance."

[Daffynition]

From the article...

>>lifeless pork slices<<

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gasp! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

But he loves that his name is Bacon;

( Adult language warning )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX1Nh6c80wo

[Revolting cat!]

Kevin Lettuceandtomato.

[Argus]

His new name will be Mohammed Bacon.

[BuffaloJack]

Kevin PigMeat?

[JoeDetweiler]

Kevin Pedoprophet....?

[Cincinatus]

"Thank you sir! May I have another?"

[Nachum]

Here is a song for Kevin’s new name

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITeuaqcpckc

[Molon Labbie]

Well, Six Degree of Kevin Muhammad Jihad just doesn’t sound right....