[Bullish]

Bacon???

Bacon’s way too good to waste on them.

[ClearCase_guy]

We must outlaw bacon. For the children.

[Arm_Bears]

I’ve had bacon every day during Ramadan. Plus, on the day that Ramadan started, I did pork ribs on the grill.

I guess I can expect a visit from the NYPD.

[G Larry]

ok...the Ft. Hood shooting has been determined by the DOJ, to NOT be “Islamic Terrorism”....let alone a “hate crime”.....

But leaving bacon in the wrong place is a “hate crime”?????

[Tzimisce]

A Hate Crime?

Are they serious?

[FlingWingFlyer]

Don’t tell me. Assault bacon. I can see bacon buybacks in our future. I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!

[wastedyears]

But if it’s the ROP doing something to anybody Jewish around here...

*crickets*

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Bacon versus homicide/suicide vests.

Something is wrong here.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Heard at NYPD - IT'S BACON! BACON! BACON! BACON!

[EGPWS]

Bacon needs to be outlawed before another life is lost or another right is taken because of it.

Anyone caught with bacon without a properly accredited permit to carry pork should see jail time.

[Dallas59]

I protect all my food with bacon...

[goodnesswins]

It’s a FOOTBALL FIELD....they DO NOT OWN IT!

[bunkerhill7]

New York State Banned Items:
Free Speech
Soda
Cartoons
Bacon

Soon to be on the list:
Sugar
McMuffins
Pig farms
hot dogs
Your own Well water
Your own wood lot
wood furnaces to burn your own wood lot wood
matches
magnifying glasses
Solder
Flags
Shotguns
Brown Bess`s
BB Guns
Cap guns [already banned?]
Paintguns
Peashooters
Peas `n beans
Slingshots
Rubber bands and Paper Clips
Co-ed`s
Dogs
Ham `n Eggs
Bikinis
lipstick
Lady Gaga
Crosses
Halloween costumes
Church Bells
Property fences and gates

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[Revolting cat!]

The cops are pissed, they were looking for doughnuts and found bacon!

[Revolting cat!]

[rawcatslyentist]

Why is there a Death Cult site on Staten Island?

Since when does the Constitution protect Death Cults?

Why not the Jivaro Headhunter Cult? Just because they get artistic after the choppy choppy? Discrimination!!!

[MaxMax]

I thought someone had to be physically hurt for a hate crime to exist?
If this is a hate crime they need only to look inside a mosque for
the hate against Jews and Christians.

[Robert357]

It is not a hate crime. Bacon is not a crime anymore that "artists" depicting Jesus in urine or other things that our society seems to accept.

[isthisnickcool]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA_Tl1kvlQU