[Slings and Arrows]

Pic, vid at source.

[righttackle44]

When your cat licks you, remember that he or she may have just killed mice and eaten, squirrels, insects including crickets, and other small mammals and birds.

So--is your cat licking you? Or tasting you?

If you are home alone with your cat, and you feel something drag you down by your heels, be afraid. Be VERY afraud.

[Ol' Dan Tucker]

When a cat jumps into your lap, settles in, relaxes and shortly thereafter starts licking your face...

Was that before or after it, er, um, 'cleaned' itself.

Personally, I would never let an animal that licks its own butt, lick my face.

[aruanan]

[O]ne of the most common questions asked by folks who live with felines is, “What does it mean when my cat licks me?”

Because you taste like cat butt?

[wordsofearnest]

Because he ain’t big enough to eat you.

[justiceseeker93]

What breed would the cats shown in the posted video be? Seems as if they have unusual contours of their heads, more elongated than the garden variety “domestic” cat.

And what about the author of the posted piece giving her cat the noble title “Sir” as part of his name? Is that common?

[JoeFromSidney]

I awakened one morning feeling what I thought was my wife scratching my back. But no, one of my cats had crawled under the cover and was grooming my back. Yeah, I know it's hairy, but I thought that was a bit much. Now he just grooms my arms while he's sitting on my lap.

[ShasheMac]

“I gave my cat a bath the other day...they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, if was fun for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that...” ― Steve Martin

[Revolting cat!]

[martin_fierro]

[dalereed]

“Why Does my Cat Lick Me?”

Same as licking his butt!!!

[goat granny]

Another question that probably is answered farther down the thread....why does a cat jump on your belly when laying on the couch and knead it like you do bread...