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Michael Jackson image in bird droppings for sale
kvia.com ^
| 13 Aug 2012
| Denise Crosby
Posted on 08/14/2012 9:46:24 PM PDT by smokingfrog
A man in Chicago said he hopes rabid Michael Jackson fans will appreciate, and pay top dollar for, a gift that a passing bird left on his windshield -- a likeness of the King of Pop.
Brandon Tudor placed the scat-covered windshield up for auction on eBay with a starting bid of $500.
Tudor told the Chicago-Sun Times that the gift from above landed on his windshield as he was driving with his girlfriend and daughters. He said upon splattering, everyone in the car saw the resemblance to the singer, even more so once the droppings "hardened."
"Everybody loves it," Tudor said. "There's not one person who's seen it that doesn't agree it looks like Michael Jackson."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: ebay; weird
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To: smokingfrog
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posted on
08/14/2012 9:49:19 PM PDT
by
doc1019
(Romney will NEVER get my vote.)
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
08/14/2012 9:51:55 PM PDT
by
MississippiMan
(http://gogmagogblog.wordpress.com/)
To: smokingfrog
I wonder how many beers Brandon had to drink before that bird pooped on his ride.....
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posted on
08/14/2012 9:52:09 PM PDT
by
Emperor Palpatine
(Tosca, mi fai dimenticare Iddio!!!!!)
To: smokingfrog
To: smokingfrog
The fool would be the person who would pay for it, not the seller
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posted on
08/14/2012 9:54:22 PM PDT
by
4rcane
To: MississippiMan
Yeah, that's him.
I'll bid 5K.
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posted on
08/14/2012 9:54:36 PM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: smokingfrog
A short while ago I halved two habanero peppers and roasted them. Behold the Good Shepherd, half of a roasted habanero, Elvis, and a space alien:
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posted on
08/14/2012 9:56:03 PM PDT
by
I see my hands
(It's time to.. KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FREEPERS!)
To: I see my hands
9
posted on
08/14/2012 10:00:36 PM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(God speaks to us, through the supernal lightness of birds, in a special type of poetry.)
To: MississippiMan; Daffynition; martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows
Maybe it's just a windshield malfunction.
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posted on
08/14/2012 10:01:04 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: MississippiMan
"While I think it's really interesting, I just don't have people walking into my shop buying bird shit."
11
posted on
08/14/2012 10:02:33 PM PDT
by
Eccl 10:2
(Prov 3:5 --- "Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding")
To: smokingfrog
12
posted on
08/14/2012 10:11:02 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: smokingfrog
Bird droppings? Looks more like Obama to me.
13
posted on
08/14/2012 10:13:11 PM PDT
by
garjog
To: smokingfrog
Looks like Monica to Me...
To: smokingfrog
I guess the bird had a bad kidney?
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posted on
08/14/2012 10:42:19 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Liars aren't always thieves but thieves are ALWAYS liars)
To: smokingfrog
I guess the bird had a bad kidney?
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posted on
08/14/2012 10:42:42 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Liars aren't always thieves but thieves are ALWAYS liars)
To: garjog
Since you mentioned it, I did see some chicken droppings one time that resembled Obama. It never dawned on me to scoop them up and put them on ebay.
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posted on
08/14/2012 10:56:06 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(You win some, you lose some and some you don't suit up for.)
To: Cyber Ninja; smokingfrog
>
Looks like Monica to Me... Yep, me too.
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posted on
08/14/2012 11:02:16 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: smokingfrog
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posted on
08/14/2012 11:06:05 PM PDT
by
tsowellfan
(Voting for Obama/Biden is like purposely swallowing two tapeworms)
To: I see my hands
>
Behold the Good Shepherd, half of a roasted habanero, Elvis, and a space alien: That's pure treasure!! Go get that up on eBay RIGHT NOW!!!
I'm series, you could be a wiener!
The "half a roasted habanero" is actually the state seal of South Carolina ("SC").
That Good Shepard looks a lot like Fred Flintstone, tho.
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posted on
08/14/2012 11:06:42 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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