What are the benefits and do they have to join the union?
To: Beave Meister
Where do you get your recruits?
The Suicide Hotline!
2 posted on
08/14/2012 9:49:11 AM PDT by
CtBigPat
(Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
To: Beave Meister
Well, OK, but I’d like to see some details of the pension plan ...
3 posted on
08/14/2012 9:51:40 AM PDT by
FroggyTheGremlim
('Nancy Pelosi is a DINGBAT.' - Gov. Sarah Palin)
To: Beave Meister
"Suicide Squad....ATTACK!"
4 posted on
08/14/2012 9:52:29 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Beave Meister
5 posted on
08/14/2012 9:59:39 AM PDT by
GraceG
To: Beave Meister
What are the benefits They promise you 72 virgins. Your results may vary.
6 posted on
08/14/2012 10:03:40 AM PDT by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The Democratic Party strongly supports full civil rights for necro-Americans!)
To: Beave Meister
What are the benefits and do they have to join the union? Do they have an apprentice program? And how do you get to be a journeyman?
7 posted on
08/14/2012 10:06:28 AM PDT by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Beave Meister
Lemme guess...this ran in the Dearborn edition of The Pennysaver?
To: Beave Meister
I’m kinda busy right now but I could take the job on in a part-time status if that’d be OK.
To: Beave Meister
“Shumuchk”?
You can’t make this stuff up...the jokes just write themselves.
10 posted on
08/14/2012 10:23:19 AM PDT by
left that other site
(Worry is the Darkroom that Develops Negatives.)
To: Beave Meister
What are the benefits
Early retirement.
11 posted on
08/14/2012 10:48:05 AM PDT by
PA Engineer
("We're not programs, Gerty, We're People")
To: Beave Meister
“What are the benefits and do they have to join the union?”
One day on and eternity off. Great retirement package.
To: Beave Meister
Benefits: 72 virgins to boink forever, as well as boys like pearls (”not that there’s anything wrong with that”), and two-foot-long schlong provided to enjoy them with. Shade and springs and lots of booze, and an all-you-can-eat buffet. Pita never gets soggy. Movin’ On Up song from Jeffersons plays on PA (haha) system continually, except when Man Who Shot Liberty Valance theme song plays. Family provided for by private donors’ grants. Monopoly and Parcheezie games never end. Hookahs never run out of smoke. Islamic sitcoms on 24/7. What’s not to like?/s
14 posted on
08/14/2012 3:41:54 PM PDT by
Eleutheria5
(End the occupation. Annex today.)
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