Benefits: 72 virgins to boink forever, as well as boys like pearls (”not that there’s anything wrong with that”), and two-foot-long schlong provided to enjoy them with. Shade and springs and lots of booze, and an all-you-can-eat buffet. Pita never gets soggy. Movin’ On Up song from Jeffersons plays on PA (haha) system continually, except when Man Who Shot Liberty Valance theme song plays. Family provided for by private donors’ grants. Monopoly and Parcheezie games never end. Hookahs never run out of smoke. Islamic sitcoms on 24/7. What’s not to like?/s
Toss in free WiFi and I’m there! : )