Crazy Girlfriend Meme Humor

internet | 8-14-12 | internet

[trailhkr1]

We love you FR women but every FR man who has had a stage 5 clinger girlfriend can relate to these humorous memes

[BlueLancer]

One of my favorite book series is The Garrett Files by Glen Cook. One of the main characters is a lady-killer elf named Morley Dotes. Time and again, he has to remind Garrett, the human PI, his main rule of relationships:

Never date a woman who is crazier than you are ...

It's something I've always failed to take to heart.

[camle]

yep. sounda a lot like my ex, only the ex was serious

[SnakeDoctor]

What’s he doing? Dumb stuff like these pictures don’t strike me as the kind of thing that could trash a marriage between two sane people.

SnakeDoc

[fr_freak]

Several years ago there was a post with a link to “Psycho Ex-Girlfriend” that was a series of phone messages recorded by a FReeper who had broken up with his girlfriend.

Heh, that brings back memories. Way back when, I had to break up with a girlfriend I had dated for a couple of years because life with her was a non-stop roller coaster ride of insecurity, accusations, and general insanity. She stalked me for a year. For the first few months after our breakup, she called me at least 5 or 6 times a day and would leave messages. I'd come home from college classes and hit "play" and this is how they would go:

*BEEP* "Hey fr_freak, I just wanted to call and talk to you. I miss you."
*BEEP* "Why won't you answer your phone? Why do you have to be such an a$$hole? Why won't you just pick up? What's your f***ing problem???"
*BEEP* "Look, I'm sorry I yelled earlier. I just miss you. You know I love you."
*BEEP* "You're the biggest a$$hole in the world, you know that ???!! You are nothing but a lying, thieving piece of $hit coward!! I hate you! I'm sorry I ever met you! You disgust me! If I ever see you again, I'll tear you apart!"
*BEEP* "Baby, please answer. I love you and I just want to talk to you..."


Every day for about 3-4 months.

[camle]

thanx fer the extra ones;-)

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Back when I was still dating (a lifetime ago now since I got married when I was 5 I think), it seems like there were just as many guys just like that.

Oh heck yeah!

But guys want to think only females behave this way. I generally just snicker and let them have their little delusion. It is kind of cute.

[ichabod1]

Gets mad if you LOOK at another girl much less talk to her.

[FreedomPoster]

Bfl

[trailhkr1]

I knew a girl like that in college

Same here. Met her 1st day of class and the very next day she came in full blown makeup, clothes while all the other girls where in sweats and she gave me her phone number and address and just pushed. Dated her for a while but way to clinger for me.

I know this is sad/terrible (feel guilty about it now) but my dorm mates and I would think up the very worst ways to abuse her emotionally to get her to leave-to see what would finally make her leave me...and trust me it took a lot. Oh God what I did to that poor girl and she kept coming back for more.

Found out later through her friend she got preggo sophmore year, dropped out and married the guy. I have zero doubt it was no "accident".

[CFIIIMEIATP737]

“I have more of those stories than I care to admit - including some stalking.”

My girlfriend told the police I was stalking her.
Well, she’s not really my girlfriend. Not just yet.

[FrdmLvr]

I think I know how some women can be. I had a female acquaintance who sort of latched on to me and started calling constantly. It all pretty much came to a head when she wanted to go with my husband and me and our two kids when they were little to pick out a puppy as a Valentine’s Day surprise. It’s like, “Really? This is sort of a family memory here”. I finally got caller ID because of her and within a day of getting it, she asked me if I’d gotten caller ID because I failed to answer her phone call ONE TIME!

[real saxophonist]

I suspect many male musicians can relate to this one:

We had a combo, had a few gigs here and there. After a rehearsal, we often would go to our keyboard player's apartment and just hang for a while.
My girlfriend would be LIVID that I didn't bring her.

[Miss Maam]

[trailhkr1]

It all pretty much came to a head when she wanted to go with my husband and me and our two kids when they were little to pick out a puppy as a Valentine’s Day surprise. It’s like, “Really? This is sort of a family memory here

Maybe YOU were not the one she was interested in.....

[BO Stinkss]

“Got ya back Jack, bitches be crazy”

[brytlea]

LOL

[Toddsterpatriot]

Awesome!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

lolol

[Cyber Liberty]

Ping to self to enjoy later with Mrs. Liberty....

[Larry Lucido]

“Hon, I don’t know how to pronounce it, but I think it’s called a menage a trois.”