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1 posted on 08/12/2012 1:47:03 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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No way.


2 posted on 08/12/2012 1:50:44 PM PDT by Lady Lucky ( 'Better than the worst' is not the same as 'good.')
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To: nickcarraway

Widescreen girl.

It harkens back to the Octomom thread from a couple of hours ago.


3 posted on 08/12/2012 1:51:04 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

Ping


4 posted on 08/12/2012 1:52:17 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Should have listened to Johnny Cash and taken it out one piece at a time.


5 posted on 08/12/2012 1:52:17 PM PDT by Track9 (Ego undermines moral courage.)
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Years go some woman tried to walk out of a grocery store with large frozen turkey between her legs. She got caught when a store clerk caught up with her, made conversation, and walked her back and forth in front of the store till the turkey dropped.


6 posted on 08/12/2012 1:54:22 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Tyrannies demand immense sacrifices of their people to produce trifles.-Marquis de Custine)
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Ah hum?
I just bought a 42 in screened TV, the box is big and really awkward.
Was she really tall and carried it vertically?
Was she fat and waddled anyway?
The fact she got the TV to the bus (an unusual get away vehicle) is amazing and clever.
I’d almost be willing to give her a TV.


7 posted on 08/12/2012 1:55:08 PM PDT by roylene (Salvation the great Gift of Grace.)
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3 - 2 - 1 ....

Counting down for the Moochelle wide load pics.

8 posted on 08/12/2012 1:56:20 PM PDT by shove_it (purge pandering progressive parasites)
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"If we could find my car keys, we could drive out of here."

Punchline to old joke.

9 posted on 08/12/2012 1:57:42 PM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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Laughin’ and a-runnin’, hey hey
Skippin’ and a-jumpin’
In the misty mornin’ fog
With our, our hearts a-thumpin’

And you, my wide screen girl
You my wide screen girl


10 posted on 08/12/2012 1:58:42 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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I didn’t know that they grew them that large in Norway.
The last time I was there I was amazed at how beautiful and statuesque most Norwegian women were/are. If I stayed there much longer, I might have come home with a new bride. Maybe things are changing there.


11 posted on 08/12/2012 2:01:09 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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We need pictures —


12 posted on 08/12/2012 2:01:28 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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Thread’s just fine without pictures!

k thx


16 posted on 08/12/2012 2:08:54 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Love the cult, respect the leader, but I simply can't drink the koolaid and die.)
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Humour ping.


19 posted on 08/12/2012 2:19:14 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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Didn't take too long 'fore I found out,
What people mean by down and out.
Spent my money, took my car Started telling her friends she gon' be a star.
I don't know, but I been told A big-legged woman ain't got no soul.

Zep ~ Black Dog

20 posted on 08/12/2012 2:22:03 PM PDT by Las Vegas Ron (Medicine is the keystone in the arch of socialism)
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pls, no pics of ANYTHING that thinks it can walk out with a 42" under it's dress and not be noticed...
21 posted on 08/12/2012 2:43:25 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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Now that’s one ‘snatched’ TV!


22 posted on 08/12/2012 2:45:55 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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Obviously, they are Beeming OPRAHS ‘LifeClasses’ over to Europe now. I thought only American white trash watched that stuff.

Hey OPRAH, Is Oamammy still the ONE???????


23 posted on 08/12/2012 2:58:48 PM PDT by corbe (mystified)
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To: nickcarraway; 21stCenturion; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; ...

SEEMS LEGIT.
INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH
HUMOR

>> PING <<
No amateurs, please.
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25 posted on 08/12/2012 3:00:36 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Reminds me of when Steve Martin Arrested for shoplifting - YouTube>
28 posted on 08/12/2012 3:21:41 PM PDT by WilliamofCarmichael (If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
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I worked in a computer-related chain store many years ago. We had a guy stuff a large laptop down the front of his pants and try to walk out with a huge, obvious rectangular bulge in his clothing.

In spite of the fact that pursuing a shoplifter was a firing offense, pretty much the whole staff went out the door after him. It looked like a scene from the movie ‘It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, World’. We were getting robbed blind, and we were all tired of it.

One of the salesmen used to run track, and he ran the guy down several blocks away, tackled him, and brought the miscreant and the laptop back to the store and held the guy for the cops.


29 posted on 08/12/2012 3:23:20 PM PDT by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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