[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Years go some woman tried to walk out of a grocery store with large frozen turkey between her legs. She got caught when a store clerk caught up with her, made conversation, and walked her back and forth in front of the store till the turkey dropped.

[Starstruck]

Did the store really want that turkey back?

[husky ed]

We arrested a guy that Shoplifted a Family Pack of Steaks. He had shoved them down the front of his pants as he ran from the store.
As we chased him he pulled a raw steak out and started eating it. When we tackled him the steak got covered in dirt and other crap. He still continued to try and eat the steak.
We had to store that in evidence for a couple of months until the case went to court.

Needless to say the store did not want the steaks back. /;8^)

Ed