We arrested a guy that Shoplifted a Family Pack of Steaks. He had shoved them down the front of his pants as he ran from the store.
As we chased him he pulled a raw steak out and started eating it. When we tackled him the steak got covered in dirt and other crap. He still continued to try and eat the steak.
We had to store that in evidence for a couple of months until the case went to court.
Needless to say the store did not want the steaks back. /;8^)
Ed