And somehow people can't find jobs. /sarc.
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like he’s just a free spirit.
2 posted on
07/29/2012 8:27:34 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
To: ConservativeStatement
Quit the grabassing and shuck, you shuckers!
3 posted on
07/29/2012 8:39:08 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: advertising guy; Clint N. Suhks
I had to ping you to this, for the headline alone! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 posted on
07/29/2012 8:42:44 PM PDT by
MagUSNRET
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like he’s not a very good Coke dealer, if he has to take jobs shucking oysters. Some people just aren’t cut out for a life of crime.
5 posted on
07/29/2012 8:59:34 PM PDT by
Hodar
(A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else.- Burroughs)
To: ConservativeStatement
Wow. I will have to add that to my repertoire of snappy rebuttals.
Let me try it out.
“You’re worse than an ass-grabbing oyster shucker on drugs.”
Hmmmmm.... seems to provoke more confusion than anger.
6 posted on
07/29/2012 9:07:59 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
To: ConservativeStatement
I am going to substitute the words 'oyster shucker' for any cuss words I may use from now on. As in. "Hey, you oyster shucker, get away from my car!"
7 posted on
07/29/2012 9:10:33 PM PDT by
political1
(Love your neighbors)
To: ConservativeStatement
So... the moral of the story (Thanks for posting it) is....
“A good shucker is hard to find.”
or
“Never give a shucker an even break.”
8 posted on
07/29/2012 9:11:23 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
To: ConservativeStatement
that’s funny- the left shoves sex sex sex down everyone’s throats, and when someoen succumbs to the cosntant barrage of sex stimulation materials comign fro mthe left, they get all uppitty and indignant and feign horror and demand action-
And besides, the dude was workign i nan oyster factory for crying out loud- oysters are aphrodesiacs- he could not help himself
10 posted on
07/29/2012 9:24:03 PM PDT by
CottShop
(Scientific belief does not constitute scientific evidence, nor does it convey scientific knowledge)
To: ConservativeStatement
I have not checked, but it’s possible that the headline is one of those sentences that has never been said before.
11 posted on
07/29/2012 9:42:17 PM PDT by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(This stuff we're going through now, this is nothing compared to the middle ages.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Sounds like a lost Jimmy Buffet album to me
14 posted on
07/29/2012 9:47:00 PM PDT by
radioactivereb
("I'm tryin' to think but nothin' happens!"-Curly Howard)
To: ConservativeStatement
Just grabbing the asses Americans won’t...forget it
17 posted on
07/29/2012 10:57:15 PM PDT by
muir_redwoods
(Legalize Freedom!!)
To: ConservativeStatement
"Best. Title. Ever."18 posted on
07/30/2012 4:46:06 AM PDT by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
To: ConservativeStatement
When I read the title, I thought this thread would be about a Kennedy.
19 posted on
07/30/2012 6:04:09 AM PDT by
PhiloBedo
(You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
To: ConservativeStatement
20 posted on
07/30/2012 6:16:44 AM PDT by
NCC-1701
(The LEFT's intolerance of the RIGHT is intolerable.)
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