Posted on 07/26/2012 2:38:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Shandong - Police in Shandong China received a call reporting that a body was floating in one of the province's rivers on July 11. The Shandong police dispatched a team of their finest officers to recover the body that turned out to be an inflatable sex doll.
According to RocketNews24.com, the Chinese language news site Sohu, reports that the team of 18 officers worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue what looked like a lady in distress. News about the heroic rescue attempt spread and a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators gathered at the scene. The crowd blocked traffic and prevented firefighters and rescue officials from reaching the scene.
The officers worked for more than 40 minutes before they were able to recover the body. But when they brought the "body" ashore they realized it was only an inflatable sex doll.
According to Sohu, while the body floated about 40-50 meters from the river bank, it was difficult to distinguish it from a real human body and not until the officers had brought it ashore did they confirm it wasn't a real human body.
After the exasperated officers realized it was only a sex doll they had risked their lives to rescue, they displayed it to the curious crowd that gathered. When the crowd realized it was only a sex doll, they dispersed. Embarrassed mothers covered their children's faces and hurried them away from the scene before they could ask awkward questions.
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There has to be a joke here pertaining to the name “Shandong,” but my wit is a bit flaccid this morning and I can’t quite nail it. Anybody want to rise to the challenge?
Can we trace this to China’s one child policy? (resulting in more boys than girls)
Run it up the flagpole and we’ll see who salutes.
Airheads!
not until the officers had brought it ashore did they confirm it wasn’t a real human body.
That “crack” team is a little slow.
It's from all that crack.
Mushroom Dildo TV story, swimming sex dolls, does anybody have a real girfriend in China? ;-)
well NO...they kill off all the girl babies in China and now they do it via ultrasound followed by abortion.
all future Chinese men will either be panda-packin’, doll diddlin’, or homo bone smugglers...
Her name was Lily. She was a composite doll. She could be Republican when you wanted her to be....or liberal Democrat when you needed an opposite. She didn’t mind your beer-drinking, or your smoking, or the pick-up you drove. She didn’t spend any of your money. She always had a wicked smile. And she never had any relatives coming over to stay six months.
And when he gets tired of her he pulls her plug and she simply blows away.....
Perhaps we can export some real dolls from the hoods. ;-)
Which officer got possession of the doll?
crack team indeed.
Bump
> Which officer got possession of the doll?
Sum Yung Gai.
Did they label her Jane Latex?
Didn’t anyone on this ‘crack’ team have a set of binoculars?
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