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Crack team of Chinese officers rush to rescue sex doll from river
Digital Journal ^ | Jul 20, 2012 | JohnThomas Didymus

Posted on 07/26/2012 2:38:46 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Shandong - Police in Shandong China received a call reporting that a body was floating in one of the province's rivers on July 11. The Shandong police dispatched a team of their finest officers to recover the body that turned out to be an inflatable sex doll.

According to RocketNews24.com, the Chinese language news site Sohu, reports that the team of 18 officers worked frantically for nearly an hour to rescue what looked like a lady in distress. News about the heroic rescue attempt spread and a crowd of about 1,000 curious, excited and anxious spectators gathered at the scene. The crowd blocked traffic and prevented firefighters and rescue officials from reaching the scene.

The officers worked for more than 40 minutes before they were able to recover the body. But when they brought the "body" ashore they realized it was only an inflatable sex doll.

According to Sohu, while the body floated about 40-50 meters from the river bank, it was difficult to distinguish it from a real human body and not until the officers had brought it ashore did they confirm it wasn't a real human body.

After the exasperated officers realized it was only a sex doll they had risked their lives to rescue, they displayed it to the curious crowd that gathered. When the crowd realized it was only a sex doll, they dispersed. Embarrassed mothers covered their children's faces and hurried them away from the scene before they could ask awkward questions.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: china; chinesegoods; napl; sexdoll; sexdollrescuesquad; souredromance
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Probably a good idea to skip the DNA testing.
1 posted on 07/26/2012 2:38:51 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Authorities have determined that the victim's last meal was...I'll let y'all finish this one yourselves.


2 posted on 07/26/2012 2:42:25 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

There has to be a joke here pertaining to the name “Shandong,” but my wit is a bit flaccid this morning and I can’t quite nail it. Anybody want to rise to the challenge?


3 posted on 07/26/2012 2:43:12 AM PDT by Méabh
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To: Slings and Arrows

Can we trace this to China’s one child policy? (resulting in more boys than girls)


4 posted on 07/26/2012 2:46:42 AM PDT by Greg123456 (Don't make me open a can of Monster!)
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To: Méabh

Run it up the flagpole and we’ll see who salutes.


5 posted on 07/26/2012 2:48:32 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Airheads!


6 posted on 07/26/2012 3:09:42 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth again.)
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not until the officers had brought it ashore did they confirm it wasn’t a real human body.

That “crack” team is a little slow.


7 posted on 07/26/2012 3:16:42 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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That “crack” team is a little slow.

It's from all that crack.

8 posted on 07/26/2012 3:25:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Méabh

Mushroom Dildo TV story, swimming sex dolls, does anybody have a real girfriend in China? ;-)


9 posted on 07/26/2012 3:52:38 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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does anybody have a real girfriend in China? ;-)

well NO...they kill off all the girl babies in China and now they do it via ultrasound followed by abortion.

all future Chinese men will either be panda-packin’, doll diddlin’, or homo bone smugglers...

10 posted on 07/26/2012 3:59:24 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Average Al

Her name was Lily. She was a composite doll. She could be Republican when you wanted her to be....or liberal Democrat when you needed an opposite. She didn’t mind your beer-drinking, or your smoking, or the pick-up you drove. She didn’t spend any of your money. She always had a wicked smile. And she never had any relatives coming over to stay six months.


11 posted on 07/26/2012 3:59:44 AM PDT by pepsionice
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"She always had a wicked smile. And she never had any relatives coming over to stay six months."

And when he gets tired of her he pulls her plug and she simply blows away.....

12 posted on 07/26/2012 4:02:05 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: Vaquero

Perhaps we can export some real dolls from the hoods. ;-)


13 posted on 07/26/2012 4:03:52 AM PDT by Average Al (Forbidden fruit leads to many jams.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

14 posted on 07/26/2012 4:09:14 AM PDT by The SISU kid (I think they taste like Barbie dolls smell.)
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Which officer got possession of the doll?


15 posted on 07/26/2012 4:14:22 AM PDT by Venturer
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To: Slings and Arrows

16 posted on 07/26/2012 4:15:20 AM PDT by The SISU kid (I think they taste like Barbie dolls smell.)
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crack team indeed.

Bump


17 posted on 07/26/2012 4:20:47 AM PDT by glyptol
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> Which officer got possession of the doll?

Sum Yung Gai.


18 posted on 07/26/2012 4:31:37 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Did they label her Jane Latex?


19 posted on 07/26/2012 4:36:20 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Corollary - Electing the same person over and over and expecting a different outcome is insanity)
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To: listenhillary

Didn’t anyone on this ‘crack’ team have a set of binoculars?


20 posted on 07/26/2012 5:24:59 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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