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Posted on 07/13/2012 5:55:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Fool's Paradise Day

When : July 13th

This special day seems a bit like an oxymoron. How can a fool reach, or experience, Paradise? And, how could a place BE Paradise, if fools inhabit the place? We don't know the answers to these important questions. We can only speculate, as we have yet to find the creator of this special day. We will leave the philosophical thought about this day to you the reader.

In the meantime..................

Have a wonderful Fool's Paradise Day!


Or you can celebrate..................

Embrace Your Geekness Day

When : July 13th

 Embrace Your Geekness Day is a great day to be a Geek. Or, to know a Geek.

A geek is an individual who is highly intelligent (brainy) and technically oriented. They are most often associated with the computer, and computer systems world. A geek is usually formal, studious and into his technical world, often to the exclusion of all else. A geek is closely related to a "Nerd". A nerd however, may or may not possess technical expertise.

Some people view the term "Geek" with a negative connotation. Are they jealous of your knowledge and skills, perhaps? We certainly think so.

Enjoy Embrace Your Geekness Day to the fullest. Spend plenty of time with your computer. Talk computer lingo and jargon. If you are a geek, stand tall and proud. Isn't it great to be so brilliant and gifted!?



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: foolsparadise; friday; geekness; ofst
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To: Lucky9teen; Kathy in Alaska; SevenofNine; StarCMC; MeekMom; MEG33; HiJinx; acad1228; ...
A friend told the blond: "Christmas is on a Friday this year."

The blond then said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

21 posted on 07/13/2012 6:33:05 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 07/13/2012 6:38:07 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: NCC-1701
"TOP TEN!!!!!!!!!!"

Missed it by that much ...

23 posted on 07/13/2012 6:39:03 AM PDT by BlueLancer ("No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full" (Sulla))
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To: Currentriverrat

24 posted on 07/13/2012 6:39:53 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Lucky9teen
I told this woman she had been blessed with three beautiful children.

My mistake. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me with a bomb. It was an honest mistake....

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25 posted on 07/13/2012 6:40:21 AM PDT by TrueKnightGalahad
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To: BlueLancer

26 posted on 07/13/2012 6:40:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: workerbee

27 posted on 07/13/2012 6:43:08 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: BlueLancer

See my #18. I raked myself over the coals for that.


28 posted on 07/13/2012 6:44:46 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)
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Oh well, it’s Friday the 13th. I’ll chalk it up to bad luck.

It's bad luck to be superstitious.

29 posted on 07/13/2012 6:44:54 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

Friday the 13th.


30 posted on 07/13/2012 6:47:27 AM PDT by bgill
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To: Lucky9teen
The most pointless gadgett ever
31 posted on 07/13/2012 7:01:34 AM PDT by Spunky (Those)
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To: NCC-1701
That's right, Friday the 13th. You know what's happening today, that I can't attend? 10th anniversary Firefly cast reunion at the ComiCon in San Diego.
32 posted on 07/13/2012 7:03:50 AM PDT by real saxophonist (Proud to have been beat up and shot by the late Paul Gomez. RIP, 'Gnomez'.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Watch your mailbox!

Just wanted to let you know – today I received my 2012 Social Security Stimulus Package.

It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, a prayer rug, a machine to blow smoke up my behind, 2 discount coupons to KFC, an “Obama Hope & Change” bumper sticker, and a “Blame it on Bush” poster for the front yard. The directions were in Spanish.

Watch for yours soon.


33 posted on 07/13/2012 7:08:30 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen
Two blonds find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: "What if one explodes before we get there?"

The other says: "We'll lie and say we only found two."

34 posted on 07/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by tomkow6 (...................TOMKOW6 ! The ONLY voice of reason & sanity in a chaotic Canteen!...............)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 40!!!


35 posted on 07/13/2012 7:44:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: Spunky

I want one! LOL!


36 posted on 07/13/2012 7:55:21 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Sometimes, I laugh so hard that tears run down my leg.)
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To: BenLurkin
Ah, memories of the Choom Bus:


37 posted on 07/13/2012 7:57:49 AM PDT by Old Sarge (We are now officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet)
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To: Lucky9teen

ALERT FROM; Center for DISEASE CONTROL

Subj: Gonorrhea Lectim …Deadly Disease!!

One should be thinking about this seriously. I ‘ m Posting this because I know you are all bright and I care about you.
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called “GonorrheaLectim.” It pronounced “Gonna re-elect em” and it is a terrible Obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008...But now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-3 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.
It ‘ s sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout. You take the first dose now and the second dose in Nov. 2012 and simply don ‘ t engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about


38 posted on 07/13/2012 8:05:55 AM PDT by unique1
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To: workerbee

39 posted on 07/13/2012 8:08:09 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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40 posted on 07/13/2012 8:09:17 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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