Posted on 07/11/2012 7:47:31 AM PDT by raccoonradio
Are the New England Patriots [team stats] starved for attention? Not to be outdone by a naked Rob Gronkowski on the cover of ESPN the Magazine, Patriots boss Robert Kraft appears to pop up on YouTube last night in a (bad) audition tape for his bikini-clad 30something GF Ricki Noel Lander where he uses profanity, dances and throws a punch!
Let’s study the tape, shall we? The scene opens with Ricki, who Robert introduced to us as his "pal" last month during a Celtics [team stats] playoff game, clad in nothing but an animal-print bikini telling the camera she’s auditioning for the part of "Mary Elena." The camera pans the full length of her body, because, it is, of course, an audition tape... From what we can gather, Mary Elena is a student by day, stripper by night.
Robert is a customer, who later identifies himself as a Yahoo exec, who wants to get to know Mary Elena a little better -- so he dances for her! "OK, Ok, that is burned into my memory," laughs Ricki. "You can stop now." "I’ll stop, if you let me buy you a drink," says the hopeful customer. "I would love that," says Lander in a sexy stripper voice.
Cut to the second scene where Robert plays tough to get the club manager or bouncer to get a private dance with the object of his affection, who sounds like she’s had a change of heart. "Look, I’ve been waiting since she got off, buddy, nut up or move on," says Robert who then turns to Ricki and says, "I don’t know who this loser is, but I’ve been dropping a lot of cash here. I’m an executive at Yahoo." When the bouncer/manger says he isn’t familiar with Yahoo (really?), Kraft calls him a dirty name then hauls off and "punches" the guy in the face. Ricki’s look of horror is quite priceless.
The video was unearthed by Barstoolsports.com, but has since spread on the web with more than 25,441 views since 9:30 last night. The Patriots, contacted late last night, had no comment. Check out tomorrow’s Inside Track for more on this story.
Kraft is a BIG Democrat donor, Obama, Schumer, etc. Not nearly as much as the Steelers guy (who purchased an ambassador post) but still plenty.
hmm looking up
http://www.campaignmoney.com/political/contributions/robert-kraft.asp?cycle=10
Robert Kraft Foxboro MA
Dem Sen Cmte
Bill Nelson Dem for Sen
Kirk For Senate—Republican
Whitehouse for Senate—Democrat
also
http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/politics/pats-owner-kraft-among-dems-top-donors
>>FOXBORO, Mass. (WPRI) - New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft is one of the few big-time political donors in the National Football League who’s given most of his money to Democrats since President Obama took office, a new study by the Center on Responsive Politics shows.
Kraft has donated $28,800 to Democrats but just $4,800 to Republicans since January 2009, according to federal campaign-finance data analyzed by the center
also
>>A check of Kraft’s campaign donations through the Center for Responsive Politics website finds the team owner has contributed thousands of dollars over the years to politicians, mostly to Democrats but also to GOP Sen. Mark Kirk, R-Ill, the Republican National Committee, and even independent Sen. Joe Lieberman of Connecticut.
In the 2008 presidential campaign, Kraft donated to three candidates: Obama and Republicans John McCain, the party’s nominee, and Mitt Romney, who used to be governor of Massachusetts. Obama and McCain received $4,600 each and Romney got $2,300 from Kraft.
LOL...I couldn’t figure out who my mind was trying to conjure up.
You’re right.
I like my gals aunatural....
No joke. I cannot stand the feel of implants. They are weird and unliving.
They do look good in clothes though.
LOL
Now that’s actually funny.
Gross but funny....
I knew a woman with "gummy bears"..supposedly the best implants. Bleeah. Amazing the number of women with implants today of all ages.
Which in turn reminded me of an old Playboy comic, which came out when string bikinis had just become popular.
In a beach scene with a somewhat plump woman, immodestly (and ill advisedly) wearing a string bikini, a small boy standing behind her loudly exclaims, “Hey Lady! Do you know that your ass is eating your swimsuit?”
Kraft has “expressed regret” and the vid has been pulled off YouTube due to a copyright claim by Fox
http://boston.cbslocal.com/2012/07/11/robert-kraft-expresses-regret-that-audition-video-went-public/
Still up on Deadspin.
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