I'd claim her
with an extra 20 pounds distributed in the right places. What is it with women today that they gotta wax their this-sis and that-sis is and have ribcages like xylophones to be considered 'feminine'? These chicks nowadays look like conceited lab experiments. Hell, they're considered 'washed up' before they're 30; if I married one that age, my friends and family would think my midlife crisis was turning my brain to pudding. I, of course, would dissent...............
"As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their hearts desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron."
--H.L. Mencken, The Baltimore Evening Sun, July 26, 1920
Yeah, I would have nooooooo problem with another well-distributed 15 or 20 pounds on her. I've always liked girls with a little baby fat. Just enough to give her that healthy look. Those anorexic sunk-cheek models just don't look right.
