Yeah, we get it already. The only sport known to man that involves cheating.
About 500 extremely unreliable and subjective EPO tests and they all come up with negative As. Then, somebody pulls a years-old B out of the freezer - completely unstable - and it might be positive... So the French press goes haywire. Then of course a few known cheats and liars say so and so is a doper... And there goes the reputation of the world’s greatest, most innovative athlete.
Nah, because it's BORING and they cheat. I might watch if they had bounty programs, tire slashing, crooked refs, being able to hit opponents with folding chairs, etc. Include a few scantily-clad strippers and THEN you'd have a sport worth watching!