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Well ... if you call your piranhas "pets" and keep them nearby where children play then somebody is liable to get their fingernails trimmed.
1 posted on 06/22/2012 1:54:10 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
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To: DogByte6RER

What kind of morons do we have for parents these days?


2 posted on 06/22/2012 1:55:39 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: DogByte6RER
Pit bulls and prianhas as "family pets?"

I just don't get it, I guess. Why not add some cheetahs, rattlesnakes, cobras and scorpions just to round out the fun.

3 posted on 06/22/2012 1:59:00 PM PDT by zerosix (native sunflower)
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To: DogByte6RER

A pitbull AND a piranha AND a toddler in the house?


6 posted on 06/22/2012 2:00:37 PM PDT by ari-freedom
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To: DogByte6RER; mickie
The knucklehead mother tried to finger the pit bull but the cops nailed the piranha as the felon.

Leni

7 posted on 06/22/2012 2:00:40 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: DogByte6RER

My dad always had fish when we were growing up but the bitey ones were out of reach.

Personally I prefer Oscars and Jack Dempseys.


8 posted on 06/22/2012 2:01:15 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: DogByte6RER

I thought piranhas were verboten to import or keep.
I’ve seen a similar fish in the stores that looks very much like piranhas but isn’t dangerous.


9 posted on 06/22/2012 2:01:27 PM PDT by Vinnie (A)
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To: DogByte6RER

Sometimes a toddler will actually grow the tip of their finger back. I hope that happens this time or that they were able to re-attach it.


11 posted on 06/22/2012 2:02:55 PM PDT by yarddog
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To: DogByte6RER

I’ve had a very large pet Oscar jump out of the water and bite onto my finger one time,,, startled me to say the least....
I beleive I deserved it too.


14 posted on 06/22/2012 2:06:43 PM PDT by ßuddaßudd (>> F U B O << "What the hell kind of country is this if I can only hate a man if he's white?")
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To: DogByte6RER

Probably one of those big city sophisticated progressive parents that can totally out think us mere mortals. Looks like the only one with any sense was the toddler who pulled its hand out of the water when bitten. Betcha the big city sophisticated progressive intellectuals don’t get rid of the fish or dog, will probably buy a snake now. Remember, “you can’t out-stupid a progressive”!


15 posted on 06/22/2012 2:08:33 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (There's a pill for just about everything ... except stupid!)
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To: DogByte6RER

1. Idiot with a “pet” pirahna?

2. Idiot with a pit bull and an 18 month kid? That kid will be as good as dead.

3. Mom can’t tell the difference between pirahna bite and pit bull bite? THE DAMN PIT BULL WOULD NOT HAVE STOPPED AT A FINGERTIP, EINSTEIN!!!!

God we have such morons alive today. Seriously. Makes me think we need to have compentency tests before people mate. I would truly not want it but it gets me that frustrated. That poor kid is going to be in another story soon where the dog that’s always been great snaps and kills that little child.


17 posted on 06/22/2012 2:08:50 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

ping


18 posted on 06/22/2012 2:08:50 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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Say Ahhhhhh......
20 posted on 06/22/2012 2:11:35 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

How did the dad know which fish to gut to find the finger?


21 posted on 06/22/2012 2:15:40 PM PDT by Cailleach
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It sounds like a house from Gary Larson's nightmares. I guess they kept the alligators locked in the bathroom so they couldn't be to blame.


23 posted on 06/22/2012 2:17:55 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (You only have three billion heartbeats in a lifetime.How many does the government claim as its own?)
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To: DogByte6RER

so....this woman is raising a toddler in a home filled with piranhas and pit bulls?

On the bright side, at least we know the kid is now sleeping in a crib that has been certified safe by the Consumer Product Safety Commission...


27 posted on 06/22/2012 2:32:19 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: DogByte6RER


30 posted on 06/22/2012 3:12:31 PM PDT by ex91B10 (We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; one box left.)
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