That does it. No more pending tests for me.
We need to get these dangerous trees out of peoples yards. You know to save the tree trimmers. Outlaw them ASAP.
I’m still trying to get over the reporter’s use of “brush” where “foliage” would have been the correct word.
Yes, once again, brilliant journalism on parade. Apparently, they just type in a few words between bong hits.
How about this gem:
...heavy palm fronds, all landing on his chest, caused him to suffocate and hard to breathe.”
(This has been a public service announcement by the National Pending Tests Association)