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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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Posted on 06/09/2012 1:46:36 PM PDT by timlilje
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posted on
06/09/2012 1:46:46 PM PDT
by
timlilje
To: timlilje
Elizabeth Warren: My mother told me that I’m part Chicken, so I’m going to cross the road, too.
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:00:21 PM PDT
by
jimtorr
To: timlilje
To: timlilje
Okay. I loved em all but the Jerry Falwell. The rest were good, no great. Edit please.
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:02:58 PM PDT
by
sueQ
To: timlilje
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it
was time for a change! The chicken wanted change! AND I WANTED A MENU CHANGE FROM EATING CHICKEN. THE CHICKEN HELPED RUSTLE ME UP SOME PUPPY.
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:07:14 PM PDT
by
WKUHilltopper
(And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
To: timlilje
Why should you let your chicken wander all over the place, crossing roads and all. Can’t you keep them penned up? Either that, or it had a warrant.
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:14:13 PM PDT
by
SkyDancer
("Talent Without Ambition Is Sad - Ambition Without Talent Is Worse")
To: timlilje
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? Anonymous Buddhist: This chicken has crossed the road before.
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:21:44 PM PDT
by
TLI
( ITINERIS IMPENDEO VALHALLA)
To: timlilje
PETA spokesman: He crossed the road to escape all those barbaric chicken-eaters on the other side!
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:22:28 PM PDT
by
jespasinthru
(Proud member of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy.)
To: timlilje
AL SHARPTON:
Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. He crossed to get some skillets and IT. Then he was murdered by a racist honkie.
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:22:40 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: timlilje
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get from the left to the right."
"Stepped out of rank, got hit by a tank."
"He ain't a chicken no more."
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:26:00 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: timlilje
Joe Biden:
"Don't you all see it? The chicken is a symbol of all of us. We have to think like the chicken. It's so obvious I can't believe we're even talking about it. We have to cross the road or we'll all still be here on this side of the road. My father wanted to be a chicken, dammit!"
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:26:48 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: berdie
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posted on
06/09/2012 2:29:51 PM PDT
by
berdie
To: timlilje
There was a Chick-Fil-A on his side of the road.
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posted on
06/09/2012 3:21:16 PM PDT
by
Leep
(Enemy of the Statist)
To: timlilje
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posted on
06/09/2012 3:42:55 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: timlilje
Nancy Pelosi: “Because the Republicans are blocking our bill to make it a federal crime to jaywalk. And the chicken was trying to get to the other side so that he could push granny over the cliff.”
To: timlilje
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To show the Armadillo and Squirrels it could be done.
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posted on
06/09/2012 4:15:29 PM PDT
by
bluecollarman
(Wanted....witty tagline.)
To: timlilje
CHRIS MATTHEWS: "I have to tell you, you know, it's part of reporting this story, this chicken, the feeling most people get when they see that little chicken crossing that road. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don't have that too often..."
BTW, that Jerry Falwell quote was sort of meandering. Fell flat. Otherwise, good stuff!
To: bluecollarman
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posted on
06/09/2012 5:05:07 PM PDT
by
Texaspeptoman
(Even cannibals get fed-up with people sometimes...!)
To: timlilje
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To prove to the possum it could be done.
To: jespasinthru
"PETA spokesman: He crossed the road to escape all those barbaric chicken-eaters on the other side!"Minnesotan: The chicken crossed the road to show the raccoon it could be done.
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posted on
06/09/2012 5:22:14 PM PDT
by
redhead
(Libs can't win without cheating--Conservatives don't have to cheat to win)
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