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"But you knew I was a snake when you let me in."
1 posted on 05/31/2012 6:57:58 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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Darwin Award Alert !!!


2 posted on 05/31/2012 7:03:24 PM PDT by OldNavyVet
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To: Beave Meister; a fool in paradise

One hopes the unfortunate fellow’s tongue speaking had been recorded, or else another human language is lost to history, like, oh, Volapük.


4 posted on 05/31/2012 7:15:15 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Beave Meister

5 posted on 05/31/2012 7:16:41 PM PDT by stormer
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To: Beave Meister

The Lord works in mysterious ways.


6 posted on 05/31/2012 7:24:34 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lame and ill-informed post)
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To: Beave Meister

Sad to say, but it serves him right ... hang around with progressives and they will turn and bite you in a heartbeat!


7 posted on 05/31/2012 7:38:58 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet (There's a pill for just about everything ... except stupid!)
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To: Beave Meister
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I was born a snake handler and I'll die a snake handler.

8 posted on 05/31/2012 7:44:55 PM PDT by WhatNot
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To: Beave Meister

I used to be a snake handler, but she divorced me.


9 posted on 05/31/2012 7:46:18 PM PDT by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Beave Meister

Snake must have been a Hatfield.


10 posted on 05/31/2012 7:51:33 PM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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To: Beave Meister

It’s so tempting to utter “It’s God’s will”...


11 posted on 05/31/2012 8:13:23 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Our economy won't heal until one particular black man is unemployed.)
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To: Beave Meister

RIP.


12 posted on 05/31/2012 9:13:52 PM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (If you like lying Socialist dirtbags, you'll love Slick Willard)
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To: Beave Meister

I’m sure there is an ancient Chinese proverb about snake handling somewhere!


14 posted on 05/31/2012 10:46:17 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Beave Meister
I wonder what other verses he misinterpreted?

Then again...never mind.

18 posted on 06/01/2012 3:13:44 AM PDT by Tolkien (Grace is the Essence of the Gospel; Gratitude is the Essence of Ethics.)
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To: Beave Meister

You really have to wonder how he and others get away with handling poisonous snakes the hundreds of times they do. Why can they go on so long without getting bitten and dying?


19 posted on 06/01/2012 7:37:18 PM PDT by Bellflower (The LORD is Holy, separated from all sin, perfect, righteous, high and lifted up.)
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