[Lazamataz]

So some whacky chick writes this review:

As a White Anglo Saxon Protestant woman & corporate attorney married to a Hispanic GANGSTER Rapper musician with a shaved head & tattoos from Los Angeles California USA, The Alien movies was really about Feminism & the ancient Aztec & Mayan cultures of Mexico. As a Liberal White woman being married to a Mexican-American man, I see the portrayal of the Monster & Grotesque which is a big part of Mexican culture where sacrifice of Human Beings is a way to please the Aztec & Mayan Gods. On the Feminine side, I see the Mother Alien as a beast who wants to self-generate herself to perpetuate her Aristocracy which is deeply ingrained in ancient Anglo-Saxon culture of England which I studied in my English families genealogy. But as a fan of The Alien movies, I would like to see the Meredith Vickers character played by Charlize Theron turn into the mother Alien in this PROMOTHEUS movie which would suit her personality & character

And my response? Obviously:

As a White Anglo Saxon Christian Male and Computer Developer working with a major international entity, I see the Original Alien as an expose of success of capitalism and the Tea Party (as the 99%-ers in the Nostromo are mowed down one by one) and a good proof that Keynsian economics cannot work. The Aliens are Socialistic beings who share everything equally and devour everything in their path, yet the White Anglo-Saxon and presumably Christian Ripley defeats them. In the second film, we see the female (the "Bitch" alien) sardonically representative of the militant feminism movement, where she seeks to kill and maim men, and lays her eggs indiscriminately, like she has the privilege of a N.O.W. membership, enslaving her hapless male drones to her will, as is extant in the real corporate world.

See? Two of us can play the lame psychobabble game, chicky.

:)

[EEGator]

That is a fine response.

[Norm Lenhart]

That there are people so brainwashed by the modern educational system and liberalism; that there are people who are so smitten with the ‘idea’ that a friggin monster movie becomes some kind of exercise in mental masturbation, is yet more evidence that we as a species are to stupid to survive.

Bring on the Xenos...Hell bring on Xenu if it will rid us of these inbreds.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Little miss Atzlan wannabe would probably be bummed to find out that Pvt. Vasquez of “Aliens” was played by Jenette Goldstein.

[Army Air Corps]

Gads, her grammar and syntax are atrocious!

[MHGinTN]

Gosh, Laz, I don’t read your ‘critique’ as psycho babble. You seem to have captured the essence of the flick’s power to terrify!

[PLMerite]

Makes one wonder which of the two thinks they married up.

[KarlInOhio]

As a White Anglo Saxon Protestant woman & corporate attorney married to a Hispanic GANGSTER Rapper musician with a shaved head & tattoos from Los Angeles California USA,

I didn't find her review, but I did find a lot of her other posts she starts with that phrase. She is more obsessed than Cato the Elder ending every speech with "Carthago delenda est".

[ExpatGator]

Classicaly gutting.

[Talisker]

So some whacky chick writes this review:

As a White Anglo Saxon Protestant woman & corporate attorney married to a Hispanic GANGSTER Rapper musician with a shaved head & tattoos from Los Angeles California USA, The Alien movies was really about Feminism & the ancient Aztec & Mayan cultures of Mexico. As a Liberal White woman being married to a Mexican-American man, I see the portrayal of the Monster & Grotesque which is a big part of Mexican culture where sacrifice of Human Beings is a way to please the Aztec & Mayan Gods. On the Feminine side, I see the Mother Alien as a beast who wants to self-generate herself to perpetuate her Aristocracy which is deeply ingrained in ancient Anglo-Saxon culture of England which I studied in my English families genealogy. But as a fan of The Alien movies, I would like to see the Meredith Vickers character played by Charlize Theron turn into the mother Alien in this PROMOTHEUS movie which would suit her personality & character

And my response? Obviously:

As a White Anglo Saxon Christian Male and Computer Developer working with a major international entity, I see the Original Alien as an expose of success of capitalism and the Tea Party (as the 99%-ers in the Nostromo are mowed down one by one) and a good proof that Keynsian economics cannot work. The Aliens are Socialistic beings who share everything equally and devour everything in their path, yet the White Anglo-Saxon and presumably Christian Ripley defeats them. In the second film, we see the female (the "Bitch" alien) sardonically representative of the militant feminism movement, where she seeks to kill and maim men, and lays her eggs indiscriminately, like she has the privilege of a N.O.W. membership, enslaving her hapless male drones to her will, as is extant in the real corporate world.

See? Two of us can play the lame psychobabble game, chicky.

:)

[papertyger]

As a White Anglo Saxon Protestant woman & corporate attorney married to a Hispanic GANGSTER Rapper musician with a shaved head & tattoos from Los Angeles California USA....

That's all I needed to know she's got a fat ass.