Get to work, 164 days until we vote Obama out of office. Get busy!
If you don’t want to experience afflatus,
don’t pass gas near an open flame...
I prefer afflatus to flatulence.
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“I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school”
Afflatus is a tough key to play in, with it’s four flats.
Elizabeth Warren’s afflatus is displayed in her spirited defense of her aboriginal tall tales.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T0aVbOMmcI
I need to garner up some afflatus for birthday signs for a friend of mine at the park. He turns 80 next week and I want to put up signs on the markers.
Afflatus is Latin for a disease, lack of air, that affects old tires on my truck and is related to the word flatulence but how that one could help the other is a mystery of plumbing science.
Edward, from the nursing home, says to keep yer diapers dry but he says that to everyone..... fact is that's all he's said since imbibing his own home brew, come to think of it.
While afflatus is being inspired to play Amazing Grace on a bagpipe, Infattus is the actual process.