(-:(-:(-:THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD:-):-):-)

[Lucky9teen]

For many....

School is out for summer

and

it's on to a 3 day weekend (for most)....


So get your grill on

Maybe hit the beach scene

Or hang out poolside

Or maybe staying inside and watching the tube is your thing?



But, whatever you do...

JUST BE SILLY!!!

And don't forget the ice cream!!

[Lucky9teen]

On a serious note:

THANK YOU!!!

Now, back to regularly scheduled silliness....

[ShadowAce]

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!!

[starlifter]

Ha! In before the Post and in before the Ping!

[NCC-1701]

wooooooooooooohooooooooooooo!!!!! TOP FIVE. That’s a first.

[glennaro]

Thank you for this weekly thread. It provides a needed short break.

[Malone LaVeigh]

IBTP

[Currentriverrat]

Thank you!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!

[Lucky9teen]

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[cuban leaf]

So, a priest, a rabbi, a prostitute and a gorilla walk into a bar. Bartender sez, “What is this, some kinda joke?!”

[Dallas59]

I'm going to do nothing...

[wastedyears]

I remember that episode of Ren & Stimpy.

[FatherofFive]

The object of the game is to destroy American capitalism by having the government take over everything! Want to play? No???

Too bad, you're already playing and just don't know it!

[tomkow6]

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences. Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, ....circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
 

[wyokostur]

A Woman walks into the bedroom with only a sexy skimpy negligee on. She tells her husband he can do anything he wants. So he kisses her passionately, ties her up, and........................................

Goes golfing.

[holly go-rightly]

Just in time! Thank you for making Friday silly again!

[Monkey Face]

TOP 20!! YAY, FRIDAY!

[sockhead]

O.M.G., just discovered I’m rich!
Silver In The Hair
Gold In The Teeth
Crystals In The Kidneys
Sugar In The Blood
Lead In The Ass
Iron In The Arteries
And
An Inexhaustible Supply Of Natural Gas.
I never thought I would accumulate such wealth!

[a fool in paradise]

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot. The bartender says "That sounds like the headline of the week!"

Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar (5/23/12 | AP)

[tomkow6]

A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee.

The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"

The waitress nodded "Yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea.

He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat."

The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches.

He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Miller Light?"

He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there?

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly.

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said,

"For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said,

"For your kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door.

Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling.

The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability."

[a fool in paradise]

Maybe I'll go to the beach this weekend.