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YOU KNOW YOU'RE A GUN NUT WHEN?
YouTube ^ | 21 May 2012

Posted on 05/23/2012 3:02:02 PM PDT by real saxophonist

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To: real saxophonist

When you spend half an hour deciding which gun to take out for 15 minutes of practice.


21 posted on 05/23/2012 4:16:42 PM PDT by gunsmithkat (There is no such thing as Too Many Guns)
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To: real saxophonist
pretty much... i think i'm missed three
22 posted on 05/23/2012 4:17:51 PM PDT by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: real saxophonist

When you have a half dozen 16 gauge shotguns.

When you buy an Iver Johnson .32 topbreak because you’re bored.

When your wife asks you what the difference is between the two Browning A5 shotguns you bring home on the same day and all you can say is “The serial number.”

Buying 200 rounds of .41 Long Colt “just in case.”

When you buy a gun because you regret selling one “just like it” 6 years ago, and then you think “that serial number looks familiar.”

When you buy a Greener GP 12 gauge on a Martini-Henry action just because it will annoy the trap shooters at your local club.

Don’t ask me how I know these things.


23 posted on 05/23/2012 4:23:01 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: real saxophonist

You stock up on ammo and magazines that are on sale for the guns you plan on buying.


24 posted on 05/23/2012 4:32:55 PM PDT by Hugin ("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
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To: Tijeras_Slim
When your wife asks you what the difference is between the two Browning A5 shotguns you bring home on the same day and all you can say is “The serial number.”

I distinctly remember my Father answering that same question with:
"Its for the boy."...several times.

(at that point "the boy" had a .410, a 28g., 2-.20g's, 2-12 gauges)

25 posted on 05/23/2012 4:34:26 PM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Tainan

No 16? Child abuse.... ;)


26 posted on 05/23/2012 4:37:28 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: real saxophonist

You name your children “Smith” and “Wesson”.


27 posted on 05/23/2012 4:43:34 PM PDT by Hugin ("Most times a man'll tell you his bad intentions, if you listen and let yourself hear."---Open Range)
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To: real saxophonist
You can't remember all the various caliber weapons you own!
28 posted on 05/23/2012 4:51:38 PM PDT by ExSES (the "bottom-line")
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To: Tijeras_Slim

hehe......yep


29 posted on 05/23/2012 4:55:49 PM PDT by davetex (Sick of moochers)
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To: real saxophonist

Guilty. As charged.


30 posted on 05/23/2012 5:05:45 PM PDT by tickedoffnow (No more...)
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To: lightman; SF_Redux

Watch the video other in the comments.
Bookmark for later.


31 posted on 05/23/2012 5:10:14 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (All liberals & most demoncraps think that life is just a sponge bath, with a happy ending.)
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To: BO Stinkss

AK47?

Where?


32 posted on 05/23/2012 5:22:19 PM PDT by panaxanax (Voting 'Third Party' will ensure a Communist-Marxist-Socialist dominated Supreme Court!)
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To: BO Stinkss
When the first thing you notice is the AK47

After ten minutes, I noticed the "AK47" is really an AKMS.

33 posted on 05/23/2012 5:37:13 PM PDT by 300winmag (Overkill Never Fails)
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To: real saxophonist

When you steal you wife’s hot glue gun to craft make-shift “magazines” for twelve gauge shells to fit into a LB vest.


34 posted on 05/23/2012 5:38:26 PM PDT by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: real saxophonist

Woah! I have never met that guy. That is pretty spooky....


35 posted on 05/23/2012 5:42:28 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: SaxxonWoods
When you wear a Smith & Wesson tee shirt, according to one liberal who saw me in one.

You need a Tyranny Response Team tee for those public events you do.

36 posted on 05/23/2012 5:53:44 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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To: Vinnie

Nice..


37 posted on 05/23/2012 5:55:49 PM PDT by MrIndi
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To: real saxophonist

A liberal calls you a gun nut and you threaten to blow his head off if he does it again.


38 posted on 05/23/2012 5:56:04 PM PDT by Sea Parrot (I'll be a nice to you as you'll let me be, or as mean as you make me be.)
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To: 300winmag

“After ten minutes, I noticed the “AK47” is really an AKMS.”

Man, you are a sick gun nut.


39 posted on 05/23/2012 5:58:19 PM PDT by BO Stinkss
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Buying 200 rounds of .41 Long Colt “just in case.”

So what's wrong with that?......

40 posted on 05/23/2012 6:00:40 PM PDT by MileHi ( "It's coming down to patriots vs the politicians." - ovrtaxt)
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