Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar

foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP

[ColdOne]

DUBUQUE, Iowa – An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.

[ColdOne]

With a headline like this, I just HAD to post...;)

[ColdOne]

of interest? ping

[NRA1995]

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.....

[GreenHornet]

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.....

[massgopguy]

You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.

[Slings and Arrows]

You had me at zebra.

[massgopguy]

You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.

[GreenHornet]

Great minds think alike.

[red-dawg]

Obama walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.

Bartender asks "Where did you get those?"

Parrot responds - "Kenya!"

[Reo]

That is going to make a great drunkalog at some future AA meeting!

[TexasRepublic]

Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?

[TexasRepublic]

Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra enter the bar. The bartender says, “Get that damned thing outta here!”. The parrot replies, “OK, but can the zebra stay? He’s housebroken.”

[a fool in paradise]

A man with a parrot on his a rides into a bar on a drunken zebra...

[ColdOne]

You had me at zebra. I have to admit that is where it got me as well!!!!!!!

[skeeter]

Driving with the head out the window screams DUI.

[GreenHornet]

Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?

Absolutely!

[Morgana]

“so a many takes a zebra and a parrot into a bar.....”

I am waiting for the punchline.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “Sorry, the black and white one has to go.”
The parrot says:”Sorry, Obama. You’ll have to wait in the car!”

[Slings and Arrows]

“You have the right to remain silent...”

[Kirkwood]

A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.

They order round after round. The zebra passes out and falls to the floor. The man picks up his parrot and starts to leave.

The bartender yells, “Hey! You there! You can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!”

The parrot says, “That ain’t no lion. That’s a zebra.”