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Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar
foxnews.com ^
| 5/23/12
| AP
Posted on 05/23/2012 9:59:44 AM PDT by ColdOne
DUBUQUE, Iowa An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.
KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Society
KEYWORDS: headlineoftheweek; headlines; napl
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With a headline like this, I just HAD to post...;)
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posted on
05/23/2012 9:59:52 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:01:00 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
To: ColdOne
A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.....
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:03:07 AM PDT
by
NRA1995
(I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
To: ColdOne
A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.....
To: NRA1995
You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:04:47 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: ColdOne; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
You had me at zebra.
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:04:57 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: NRA1995
You have to take the Orangutan. At least you can always say he was driving.
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:05:06 AM PDT
by
massgopguy
(I owe everything to George Bailey)
To: NRA1995
To: ColdOne
Obama walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.
Bartender asks "Where did you get those?"
Parrot responds - "Kenya!"
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:05:45 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
To: ColdOne
That is going to make a great drunkalog at some future AA meeting!
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:07:07 AM PDT
by
Reo
(the 4th Estate is a 5th Column)
To: GreenHornet
Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:07:55 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: red-dawg
Joe Biden, a parrot and a zebra enter the bar. The bartender says, “Get that damned thing outta here!”. The parrot replies, “OK, but can the zebra stay? He’s housebroken.”
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:11:45 AM PDT
by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: ColdOne; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono
A man with a parrot on his a rides into a bar on a drunken zebra...
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:13:02 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Barack Obama has cut and run from what he called "the right war".)
To: Slings and Arrows
You had me at zebra. I have to admit that is where it got me as well!!!!!!!
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:13:24 AM PDT
by
ColdOne
(I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 0bie don' t eat my dog!)
To: ColdOne
Driving with the head out the window screams DUI.
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:19:17 AM PDT
by
skeeter
To: TexasRepublic
Well, I was thinking of the same joke - does that count?Absolutely!
To: Slings and Arrows
“so a many takes a zebra and a parrot into a bar.....”
I am waiting for the punchline.
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:26:08 AM PDT
by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: GreenHornet
A man, a zebra, and a parrot walk into a bar.
The bartender says: “Sorry, the black and white one has to go.”
The parrot says:”Sorry, Obama. You’ll have to wait in the car!”
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:37:57 AM PDT
by
MS.BEHAVIN
(Women who behave rarely make history)
To: Morgana
“You have the right to remain silent...”
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:40:40 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ColdOne
A man walks into a bar with a zebra and a parrot.
They order round after round. The zebra passes out and falls to the floor. The man picks up his parrot and starts to leave.
The bartender yells, “Hey! You there! You can’t leave that lyin’ on the floor!”
The parrot says, “That ain’t no lion. That’s a zebra.”
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posted on
05/23/2012 10:44:30 AM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(It's not a lie. It's a composite.)
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