Man arrested in drunken driving stunt after taking zebra, parrot on a trip to a bar

foxnews.com ^ | 5/23/12 | AP

[ColdOne]

DUBUQUE, Iowa – An Iowa man stopped outside a Dubuque bar with a small zebra and a parrot in his truck has been charged with drunken driving.

KCRG-TV reports officers arrested 56-year-old Jerald Reiter of Cascade on Sunday in the parking lot of the Dog House bar, where people had been taking photos of the animals.

[JRios1968]

Yes if you promise not to poke me in the eye.

[a fool in paradise]

A shortsighted man walks into a bard...

[a fool in paradise]

What did the vampire say to the giraffe?
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I’d like to get to gnaw you.

[21twelve]

I forget where I heard it, but I always liked the “That’s what she said. Now she can’t button her coat.”

[golux]

Funny, I was in San Jose once, in a bar. And who walked in but Barack Hussein Obama... With a parrot on his shoulder!

Bartender took one look at ‘em and said:

“where the heck did you get THAT?”