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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops
KOMO News ^ | May 20, 2012

Posted on 05/20/2012 8:10:28 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Edited on 05/20/2012 8:11:55 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

SEATTLE - A half-naked woman wearing hot pink duct tape attacked and injured three police officers in a bizarre incident Saturday night outside a lower Queen Anne bar, police said.

The outlandish drama began at about 8 p.m., when the woman began stripping off her clothes inside the bar and sticking hot pink duct tape on her upper body area, said Seattle police spokeswoman Renee Witt.


(Excerpt) Read more at komonews.com ...


TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ducttape; headlineofthemonth; headlineoftheweek; headlineoftheyear; headlines; napl; publicnudity
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"Forget it, Jake; it's Seattle."

[Thanks to stoat for the link, and for pointing out that the above story is barely newsworthy in Seattle.]

1 posted on 05/20/2012 8:10:38 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

I'm all in ...

2 posted on 05/20/2012 8:13:01 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Gee, do ya think drugs were involved?


3 posted on 05/20/2012 8:15:06 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

probably didn’t do anything illegal until she attacked people


4 posted on 05/20/2012 8:15:12 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: GeronL

How about an assault on good taste in the first degree?


5 posted on 05/20/2012 8:17:05 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Liberty Valance

I guess this wasn’t the same three cops who tasered a pregnant woman.


6 posted on 05/20/2012 8:17:28 PM PDT by Terry Mross ("It happened. And we let it happen." Peter Griffin - FAMILY GUY)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Code Pink?


7 posted on 05/20/2012 8:19:08 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (nobody gives me warheads anyway))
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To: Slings and Arrows

TTIWWP!.......


8 posted on 05/20/2012 8:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger (Think logically. Act normally.................)
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To: Slings and Arrows

So where’s the link to the video??!?!


9 posted on 05/20/2012 8:19:54 PM PDT by faithhopecharity (remember when "Four more years!" was a credible campaign slogan for an incumbent?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She would look normal in San Fran... if she were a man


10 posted on 05/20/2012 8:20:16 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The last time I was ‘assaulted’ by a half-naked woman with pink duct tape strategically placed over parts of her body.......well, the story would start “I never thought it would happen to me......”


11 posted on 05/20/2012 8:21:43 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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OK OK........now that I actually clicked on the link and READ the story, this woman is a badass. Angelina Jolie’s characters on screen have NOTHING on this girl.

Calling Delta Force: bail ‘er out, sign ‘er up.


12 posted on 05/20/2012 8:25:51 PM PDT by RightOnline (I am Andrew Breitbart!)
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To: Red Badger; faithhopecharity

"Kissy kissy!"

13 posted on 05/20/2012 8:27:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Feral women out in the wild. It takes a while after you rope them in to train them sufficiently to fetch you a beer from the fridge with a snap of the finger.


14 posted on 05/20/2012 8:27:58 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Pics or it didnt happen


15 posted on 05/20/2012 8:29:43 PM PDT by jneesy (rough seas make skillful sailors)
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To: RightOnline

She has the strength of madness. Or meth.


16 posted on 05/20/2012 8:31:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

You know if you put any combination of naked, women, and/or duct tape in a title I’ve got to read the story...


17 posted on 05/20/2012 8:33:30 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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Half-naked woman in hot pink duct tape attacks, injures 3 cops

This is a sentence I did not expect to see today.

18 posted on 05/20/2012 8:33:56 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (2 cops, maybe, but not 3.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And the weather hasn’t even gotten warm yet ;-)


19 posted on 05/20/2012 8:37:52 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Jeez, if you’re going to engage in combat ops you should go with camo duct tape, not the hot pink.


20 posted on 05/20/2012 8:38:13 PM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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