[StAnDeliver]

"The claims mark the second time the Obamas have faced allegations they were on the verge of divorce after reports in 2010 suggested they were having difficulties.

The couple have admitted that in the past they did go through a rough patch but that they patched things up and grew closer together."

What? Wow. Loser.

[Sacajaweau]

Hey Michelle....I see a big “L” coming your way.

[Daffynition]

I don’t care.

Let’s talk about Hussein’s abysmal record, the trilldebt, millions out of work.

[dfwgator]

You can only stand being a beard for so long.

[Hotlanta Mike]

So what saved the marriage - a Hall Pass?

[goat granny]

If he is a homosexual maybe that explains her anger and refuse to ride in the same plane at times...

[Tijeras_Slim]

claims from Mr Rush that he was an ‘educated fool’.

Once again. Bobby Rush, only half right.

[Kickass Conservative]

I thought it was because he suggested she get Breast Implants to accentuate her collection of fashionable Boob Belts.

[deweyfrank]

If he was suicidal then, what will he do when he realizes he lost his presidential reelection?

[central_va]

Ever notice Barack has a slight lisp when he speaks?

[rcrngroup]

I think I gotta side with Barook 0dumb0 on this one. Can you imagine waking up in the morning to that leviathan mooochelle snoring next to you. It would be like waking up to Godzilla. I wonder if mooochelle sleeps with the same angry scowl on her face, as she perpetually has on her face during the day.

[Red_Devil 232]

Their marriage - in its eighth year at the time - was ‘on the rocks’ with Mr Obama so depressed some of his friends feared he was suicidal.

To bad their fears were not fulfilled.

[BerryDingle]

Yeah, you better get some ice on that lip.

[SERKIT]

Michelle Obama prepared divorce papers to separate from Barack Obama in 2000 following his disastrous attempt to win a House seat in Chicago....

So is it just a coincidence that she was considering divorce in 2000 when the alleged Wild Limo Ride in Gurnee happened allegedly in 1999?

Gibbs' Rule #39.

[FreedomCalls]

I don’t understand why people don’t make more of the fact that Obama’s mother-in-law lives with Michelle at the White House. If Bush’s mother-in-law lived with him at the White house you bet it would have been the butt of 1000s of jokes on Leno/Letternam/SNL/etc. But we get silence from comedians for some reason.

[JamesPFitz]

Waaaay off base, IMHO. Wives and children are off limits in a civil society. If he’s having marital problems it really is none of our business, and it has no bearing on his fitness for office (he has none). If Dan Rather did a piece on the Romneys’ trial separation in 15 years ago (just to invent an example) everyone on the right would justifiably be incensed at the invasion of privacy and attempt to make political hay out of a long-forgotten problem time in the candidate’s marriage. Ronald Reagan was a divorcee when he was elected (the first, if I remember correctly)— but I don’t remember much being made of this in a partisan way. We should treat our opponents with the same respect we expect them to treat us. Even politicians are entitled to a private life, as exemplary or messy as it may be, so long as it doesn’t impact on their ability to do their jobs. Leave the gossip out of politics—we’ll win in the end on the issues, not on out National Enquiring the opposition.

[JediJones]

BTTT.