Administration: The stadium at Ohio State was full

Liberal Lunacy ^ | 5/6/12 | Liberal Lunacy Staff/REM

[GeorgiaDawg32]

(Washington, D.C., 5/6/12) Responding to unconfirmed reports President Obama kicked off his re-election campaign in a half-empty stadium at Ohio State University in Columbus, Ohio, response to the photograph has been swift. Ohio will play an important part in the election of 2012 as it's considered a swing state.

According to our sources, a spokesman for the campaign called the allegations of a half-empty stadium “ludicrous”. His statement, made on condition of anonymity, follows:

“Attempts to paint this kickoff re-election effort as a failure fall far short of reality. Had the photographer taken his picture 3 hours later, the world would have seen the arena was filled to over-flowing with enthusiastic, adamant fans of Obama. To suggest otherwise is ludicrous.”

“Take any photo of an NFL stadium 3 hours before kickoff and you'd assume no one cared. Such is the case here. Fans were overflowing outside the stadium but adequate security measures prevented everyone from being there at the time this photo was taken. Our dear, dear leader deserves better than this blatant racism being displayed and the right-wing ought to be ashamed of itself for choreographing this charade.”

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[GeorgiaDawg32]

ROFL, see, it was a right wing plot (Note: my satire came out well before this):

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002656418

[GeorgiaDawg32]

See, told ya it was a right wing plot:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002656418