[cripplecreek]

Perhaps MI could ship a couple of thousands of tons of zebra mussels as an accompaniment?

With a purple loosestrife and Milfoil salad. Maybe a giant hogweed garnish.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

MDNR: “Purple loosestrife is an aggresive inavsive species! How do we control it?”

Sierra Club executive: “You can’t poison it so you must use a natural predator. That natural predator is the Japanese Beetle.”

Japaneses beetle: “Wow, the leaves of flowering plants here in Michigan taste Soooooooo much better that that purple thing we are used to.”

Tah, dah!