There she was floating in the dark all nice and warm with nothing on her mind but whether she should kick her mom in the kidneys or do a hand stand on her bladder when suddenly there is this crushing feeling.
She is turned on her head, her soothing bath is drained and she is forced to squeeze down this narrow tube into a bright cold room. She is surrounded by giants that manhandle her. She is placed on a cold plate, rubbed with rough cloths, poked and prodded in ways the sorely offends her dignity and they make her cry.
Then after she is plopped back on her mommy and finally is getting warm again, someone else pokes at her.
It would make even the most genteel lady forget her manners.
Welcome to the world, kid.