To: Lmo56; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
>
BTW - if he was peeing on the third rail, it would prolly be like when a dog pees on an electrified fence ... Well, this guy died when he FELL ON IT.
But as we all know, the trick to successfully PEEING on the third rail is to use the muscles God gave you (albeit for a different purpose), and only release urine in short spurts, none of which bridge the entire distance between you and the rail.
And besides, that impresses the hell out of the ladies. :)
7 posted on
04/23/2012 2:24:25 PM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
The Viking Kitties are taking trick shots.
20 posted on
04/23/2012 2:38:05 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: dayglored
“...and only release urine in short spurts, none of which bridge the entire distance between you and the rail.”
I believe Mythbusters showed that a stream of pee naturally breaks apart into droplets, breaking any circuit. Not that I would volunteer.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson