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1 posted on 04/21/2012 12:45:50 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
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Imagine all the crap we’d be hearing if they did this to Islamoterrorists down at GITMO.


2 posted on 04/21/2012 12:49:40 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (It's time for the 47% to start paying their "fair share" of income taxes.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Why should they have to pay benefits when someone kills themselves from stupidity and why would she admit to being married to this guy?


3 posted on 04/21/2012 12:50:10 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Free ThinkerNY; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
I'm shocked.


4 posted on 04/21/2012 12:52:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did it cure his ED?


5 posted on 04/21/2012 12:53:13 PM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The appellate courts usually favor the criminal element, the negligent, the incompetent or other wrongdoers. This principle seems to favor the widow in this case.


7 posted on 04/21/2012 12:58:51 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Goodness gracious great balls of fire.

This certainly was no suicide, nobody would choose such a method. What an embarassing way to die. What do you say to St Peter.....what does he say to you?


8 posted on 04/21/2012 1:00:18 PM PDT by HerrBlucher (FUBO GTFO ABO......RUN BO!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

The few times I’ve been bitten by a faulty outlet or exposed wire tell me that I’d not want to hook it up to my bidness for fun.


18 posted on 04/21/2012 1:21:49 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Why would the insurance company even challenge payment? They can’t possibly believe the guy was TRYING to commit suicide by that method. Duh!


20 posted on 04/21/2012 1:38:35 PM PDT by wildbill (You're just jealous because the Voices talk only to me.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Bodie: He said he didn’t feel like it. And I said, you’d better! And he said, or what? And I said, or else you’re gonna be in trouble. And he said jam it.

Professor Hathaway: That’s a wonderful story, Bodie. I noticed you’ve stopped stuttering.

Bodie: I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.

Professor Hathaway: Up the voltage.
-Real Genius(1986)


21 posted on 04/21/2012 1:41:06 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Everyone knows death by erectocution is not a covered event.


24 posted on 04/21/2012 1:55:56 PM PDT by Raycpa
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Did a Google images search.
Seems this is pretty popular these days...and with the ladies too!?

Shocking! ZZZZZZZZZOT :-)

I'm an embedded systems guy, maybe this could be a lucrative sideline....Lol, nah...


25 posted on 04/21/2012 2:02:29 PM PDT by Bobalu (It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
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To: Free ThinkerNY

Did he get a Darwin award?


26 posted on 04/21/2012 2:04:36 PM PDT by golf lover (going)
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When I was an ambulance medic, I actually had such an ambulance call. The deceased was in the basement dressed in a bra and panties and had shocked himself to death using an old fashioned electronic tube tester and wires attached to his nipples. The coroner also ruled this was an accidental death. I felt very sorry for the teenage son who discovered the body.


29 posted on 04/21/2012 2:24:34 PM PDT by The Great RJ
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Spark imagination and a lot of balls whut could go wrong.


32 posted on 04/21/2012 3:30:57 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Free ThinkerNY
A colleague and I were discussing embarassing ways to die and several were mentioned:

Various rockers who choked on their own vomit
An extremely overweight singer who choked to death on a hero sandwich
Dying while on the toilet, pants around ankles
Several deaths by drowning, whether it's falling off a boat at sea or passing out in the tub at home
Autoerotic strangulation gone wrong

Never got a concensus on which circumstance was most embarassing for those left behind, but this seems to be a contender.

33 posted on 04/21/2012 3:31:41 PM PDT by ZOOKER ( Exploring the fine line between cynicism and outright depression)
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He was an electrical engineer. Therefore the insurance company could have refused to pay on grounds that it was an intentional suicide.

To require them to pay in such a case defies logic. If a “licensed gun expert”, died while allegedly “cleaning” a handgun, with the bullet entering his right temple and leaving through his left, the assumption must be that he knew what he was doing and intended to commit suicide.

In this case, in that he *might* have been trying to sexually stimulate himself does not overcome his learned knowledge that to do so *that way* could likely be lethal.

And insurance companies have long be excused from paying claims based on suicide.


35 posted on 04/21/2012 4:06:55 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("It is already like a government job," he said, "but with goats." -- Iranian goat smuggler)
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Yes the couple had sex issues... BECAUSE THE MAN HAD HYPERTENSION AND DIABETES!

Dude’s junk didn’t work. He was an engineer. He tried to make his junk work himself.

Good initiative, bad judgment. We got an app - er, PILL - for that!

Although perhaps his heart was too deemed too delicate for the little blue pills, so back to the drawing board - which I guess someone beat him to (pardon the pun), going by the items shown in post #25.

Death by stupidity, or too embarassed to order a device, but not suicide. Insurance should pay, IMO.


41 posted on 04/22/2012 1:54:46 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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