Posted on 04/21/2012 12:42:50 AM PDT by mamelukesabre
I am a middle aged single guy with no ex wives and no kids. I've never been married and never knocked up no one. For the last 12 years I've been trying hard to find that perfect someone. You may remember me having threads on this very same topic. I recently had a couple of relationships with young asian girls and posted about it...only to have those threads yanked by the FR mods.
The asian girlfriend I broke up with and posted about is still around but we don't get along that well anymore. I found another asian girl younger than her but she is no longer in the picture. She decided I was too old. She probably had a point since she was only 26. Please see my previous threads about my physical fitness. I have been working my ass off to look 15 years younger than my age and I think I have pulled it off except for baldness.
Tonight I met a new girl and I am already in love. There is just one problem. She is a 20 year old law student from Estonia. She is short and chubby and wears very thick glasses. She is very old for her age if you know what I mean. I spent the evening dancing with and drinking with her friends.
We've already made arrangements for the future. I know I am a complete idiot. I can't help it. I will be working out extra hard now and suffering more from tendonitis than I ever have in my life.
I actually wish I really was making this up.
Flame away
“because he was a hot, dark man and I couldn’t resist”
Ah...brings back memories of two Welshmen I dated.
/zips lips
>:-]
.......you just made me throw up in my mouth a little........ :[
;D
Snakes is fer killin’!
I don’t care for cats but I’d never kill one.
Nope. Sadly he belongs to the wind in his ponytail and the demons that chase him on the wind. :(
thnx :)
Thanks I think that is Snoqualmie Pass in the background.
I like mice and rats.
I have 8 white mice and 4 fancy rats.
The mice nearly drive me crazy running on their squeaky wheel 24/7.
[the rats are too smart to keep going nowhere and won’t run in a wheel]
Gee.
I guess I just like all animals.
My guys eat frozen/thawed mice that come from labs.
They were doomed anyway.
If PetCo finds out she bought mice as feeders they’ll ban her.
I had to fill out a long form to buy my rats.
When two of my previous passed away, leaving only Betty by herself, the small animal manager wanted to know *why* I was buying the rats because she knows I also have snakes and they keep track of who buys what and how often.
Luckily, the store manger knows me and vouched for me and I was able to get Betty 3 new friends to ease her loneliness.
Two weeks ago I brought home an underfed, dehydrated python with ‘crunchy skin’ from an unhealthy shed and who was nearly blind from stuck eye caps.
She’s gained 60 grams of weight, shed her bad skin off perfectly, is glossy and smooth and can see again.
She’s a very grateful snake who loves to lay her head against my cheek and just be held.
I named her Peggy because she has a marking on her back that looks like a capital P.
God made snakes same as he made puppies and kittens.
Somebody needs to love the “unlovable” creatures, too.
You think he’d want my phone number?
;]
Heh .... trade in one Sicilian for another? Gal....you’re nutz! You better come armed with a good recipe for Sicilian gravy! :)
“Gal....you’re nutz!”
Was there ever any doubt about that?
:)
Awwwwww!
How cute!
I have a nest of baby cottontails in my back yard blackberry thicket right now.
Odin guards them from the hounds.
They are *so* adorable it hurts!
aarrrrgggg that is beyond creepy...... but I like you anyway! :D
You’re all heart, Ditter.
;D
I’m just not coming to your house. :D
LOLOL
[hairstyle courtesy of Bob Boa Salon..he'd been slithering around on my head]
Hmmmmm.
Maybe I should put one out on the porch to keep the Jehovah’s Witnesses away.
;D
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