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Over the weekend, Mitt Romney was actually spotted bodyboarding in California. Yeah, Romney would have gone surfing, but you know — he hates standing for something.

1 posted on 04/13/2012 5:59:21 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Woo Hoo!!!! It's finally Friday!!!!

2 posted on 04/13/2012 6:00:06 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)

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3 posted on 04/13/2012 6:02:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO TGIF!!!

4 posted on 04/13/2012 6:02:02 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)

I’m beginning to think the FR has turned into the democratic underground site or something akin to moveon.org. I’m seeing a lot of hate the rich on this thread, and besides, Romney gave all, ALL, the money away he inherited from his father, look it up.

5 posted on 04/13/2012 6:04:27 AM PDT by Scythian

WOOO HOOO! TOP TEN!!!!!!!!!!

7 posted on 04/13/2012 6:05:35 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (In Memphis on January 20, 2009, pump price were $1.49. We all know what happened after that.)

11 posted on 04/13/2012 6:06:47 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)

15 posted on 04/13/2012 6:16:52 AM PDT by Monkey Face (A day without sunshine is like night.)

"Tarmac shoeshiner...just one more new job I created."

16 posted on 04/13/2012 6:32:56 AM PDT by TSgt (The only reason I have one in the chamber at all times, is because it is impossible to have two in.)

Angela Merkel arrives at the airport in Paris and begins her way through Immigration.

As the agent quizzes her, he asks, "Occupation?"

Angela replies, "No, just visiting for a few days..."

19 posted on 04/13/2012 6:54:42 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")

Hey...this one goes perfectly with my tagline!

20 posted on 04/13/2012 6:56:52 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (A conservative, a liberal and a moderate walked into a bar; barkeep said "Hi Mitt")

29 posted on 04/13/2012 7:49:05 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (The only thing a straight white man gets in this country is the blame for everything.)

In honor of the final friday before the due date to file taxes, here is a little something better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b8Ue4mQV7Q

I know that it is a re-make of a Beatles song, but I have to admit that I am an 80’s music geek....

31 posted on 04/13/2012 8:07:54 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)

32 posted on 04/13/2012 8:21:46 AM PDT by Lady4Liberty (Watch Romney endorse Obama's radical liberal agenda: http://youtu.be/i1fThdWagJ4)

35 posted on 04/13/2012 8:44:36 AM PDT by sunny48 (America, home of the offended)

39 posted on 04/13/2012 9:05:55 AM PDT by fml

40 posted on 04/13/2012 9:07:54 AM PDT by dragonblustar (Those who side with the devil will eventually get burned.)

In the world of computers and cell phones, It’s been noticed that more and more people who send text messages and e-mails have long forgotten the art of capital letters.

For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement:

“Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.”

Is everybody clear on that?
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How would you pronounce this child’s name?
“Le-a”
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE
Lay - a?? NO
Lei?? Guess Again.
This child attends a school in Mo.
Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.
It’s pronounced “Ledasha”.
When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, “the dash isn’t silent.”
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A guy meets a hooker in a bar. She says, “This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for $300, as long as you can say it in three words.” The guy replies, “Hey, why not?” He pulls his wallet out of his pocket, and one at a time lays three hundred-dollar bills on the bar, and says, slowly: “Paint…my…house.”
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The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.

The little girl said, “But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale.”

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. “It is physically impossible!” she said.

Undaunted, the little girl said, “Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.”

To this, the teacher said, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then YOU ask him!”
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44 posted on 04/13/2012 9:13:03 AM PDT by unique1

46 posted on 04/13/2012 9:15:16 AM PDT by red-dawg

47 posted on 04/13/2012 9:16:05 AM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)

50 posted on 04/13/2012 9:29:40 AM PDT by mojitojoe (American by birth. Southern by the grace of God. Conservative by reason and logic.)

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