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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!
I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.
It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!
Everyone one here is gay!
Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: Danny Gelding; Darksheare; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NicknamedBob
81
posted on
04/01/2012 1:33:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(This is not my Father's Ontario. http://www.ontariolandowners.ca/)
To: Danny Gelding
82
posted on
04/01/2012 1:35:31 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface)
To: matt1234
Second place, knives. Third place, fired Zotted!
83
posted on
04/01/2012 1:35:51 PM PDT
by
piytar
(The predator-class is furious that their prey are shooting back.)
To: humblegunner
Yeah, I'm the cause of everything bad in the world. You finally admitted it, that's the first step.
I am so proud of you. (ducking!)
84
posted on
04/01/2012 1:36:46 PM PDT
by
Jean S
To: Danny Gelding
I didnt know you were from Connecticut!
85
posted on
04/01/2012 1:41:12 PM PDT
by
RaceBannon
(Romney would surrender to Islam as fast as Obama promotes it)
To: Danny Gelding
Oh goody; this is my first ZOT thread! IBTZ? Is he gone yet?
86
posted on
04/01/2012 1:43:30 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(I'll "vote for an orange juice can", over Barry 0bummer and another 4yrs of his Regime From Hell!)
To: Jean S
You finally admitted it, that's the first step. I posted it on my blog like a year and a half ago.
Pay attention! ;-)
To: Danny Gelding
Dude, just remember this: This isn't even a good troll.
You even failed at THAT simple task.
Just, wow. Your life must suck ass.
88
posted on
04/01/2012 1:44:42 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: carriage_hill
You were under the zot wire. You got a win.
Of course, it's a win on an utter FAIL thread, but a win is a win.
89
posted on
04/01/2012 1:46:00 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Danny Gelding
FAIL. Can't you even find a less common Eric Cartman pic?
90
posted on
04/01/2012 1:51:19 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Shut up and drill.)
To: Danny Gelding
Yo, Dude, I see you got tired of the State of Connecticut forum and have gone big time.
Guess you’re in the big league now!
91
posted on
04/01/2012 1:53:32 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Lazamataz
I always remember my *first” of (most) everything, Laz, and she’s not talking about it. This and a just-found, previously-unlistened-to Mark Levin Show Rewind, are the highlights of my pitiful day, so far!
92
posted on
04/01/2012 1:54:33 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(I'll "vote for an orange juice can", over Barry 0bummer and another 4yrs of his Regime From Hell!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Yeah, but have any of us here actually ever
seen a mod zot themselves? LOL
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats."
--H.L. Mencken, The Sage of Baltimore
To: Lazamataz
Here's a better one:
Oh, wait.... Never mind.
94
posted on
04/01/2012 2:03:12 PM PDT
by
Zman516
To: Lazamataz
Always waiting for an opportunity fer sher....
95
posted on
04/01/2012 2:03:21 PM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
To: Lazamataz
To: Danny Gelding
To: PSYCHO-FREEP
To: humblegunner
To: Danny Gelding
100
posted on
04/01/2012 2:10:30 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
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