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I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!
Posted on 04/01/2012 12:38:31 PM PDT by Danny Gelding
I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!
I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.
It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!
Everyone one here is gay!
Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: aprilfools; braking; dannyh; mentaldefective; unnngh; zotttttt
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To: Danny Gelding
61
posted on
04/01/2012 1:10:24 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
To: mnehring
Yea, but what do you think about Wal Mart? K-mart sucks!
Oops, that was this guy:
To: humblegunner
Also he has the bad spelling gene
63
posted on
04/01/2012 1:12:04 PM PDT
by
woofie
(It takes three villages and a forest of woodland creatures to raise a child in Obamaville)
To: Danny Gelding
I know satire and this is satire. But you didn’t misspell anything and your capitalization, punctuation and grammar are good so you didn’t really capture the essence of the one-post-troll. ;^)
64
posted on
04/01/2012 1:14:08 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(Life is about choices. Your choices. Make good ones.)
To: Clara Lou
Wow! It was Ann Sothern. You must be AWESOME at Trivial Pursuit.
65
posted on
04/01/2012 1:14:08 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: humblegunner
one of humblegunner’s other personalities is off their mess again..
66
posted on
04/01/2012 1:14:09 PM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: Danny Gelding
67
posted on
04/01/2012 1:14:38 PM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
To: Keith in Iowa
mess=meds dang autocowreck.
68
posted on
04/01/2012 1:15:09 PM PDT
by
Keith in Iowa
(Willard Romney, purveyor of the world's finest bullmitt. | FR Class of 1998 |)
To: Danny Gelding
We are all gay? What ever gave you that idea!? (Photo: Last FR barbecue/reunion)
69
posted on
04/01/2012 1:15:39 PM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
To: PA Engineer
You will respect my conservatism!
To: Danny Gelding
Zots are for closers. Closers!!
71
posted on
04/01/2012 1:17:18 PM PDT
by
matt1234
(Bring back the HUAC.)
To: Danny Gelding
You have the intellect of a used toilet brush.
72
posted on
04/01/2012 1:17:38 PM PDT
by
Lazlo in PA
(Now living in a newly minted Red State.)
To: humblegunner
This is one Blogger you can’t touch dude.....
73
posted on
04/01/2012 1:19:11 PM PDT
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(If you come to a fork in the road, take it........)
To: Danny Gelding
Skybird, Skybird. Target is painted. You are authorized to commence zot.
74
posted on
04/01/2012 1:20:23 PM PDT
by
6SJ7
(Meh.)
To: Keith in Iowa
one of humblegunner’s other personalities is off their mess again.. Yeah, I'm the cause of everything bad in the world.
To: Danny Gelding
To: Danny Gelding
You are that troll that has been zotted before. Is this your 4th re-afterbirth?
77
posted on
04/01/2012 1:26:09 PM PDT
by
PA Engineer
(Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
To: Danny Gelding
78
posted on
04/01/2012 1:27:35 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: Danny Gelding
79
posted on
04/01/2012 1:28:37 PM PDT
by
EdReform
(Oath Keepers - Guardians of the Republic - Honor your oath - Join us: www.oathkeepers.org)
To: Danny Gelding
“It isn’t FAIR!”
Life is not fair...... suicide is your only way out.
IBTZ
80
posted on
04/01/2012 1:29:26 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(** President Newt Gingrich-"Our beloved republic deserves nothing less." ~Just livin' life, my way~)
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