I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE! YOU SHALL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAY!

[Danny Gelding]

I'm a REAL CONSERVATIVE. I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!

I'm such a conservative that I kept coming back to FR and spamming the state boards and freepmail until I was blocked from doing such. Now all I can do is sign up and make posts that will never see the light of day as the moderators just discard them.

It isn't FAIR! I have a RIGHT to be an IDIOT on FR! It's in the CONSTITUTION! I have been neutered, gelded! My life no longer has any meaning!

Everyone one here is gay!

Oops, gotta run, my mom just pulled into the garage, I can hear the door opener down here in the basement.

[cripplecreek]

Eunuch

[vetvetdoug]

IBTZ. WTF?

[raybbr]

IBZT

[humblegunner]

I agree, Danny. You have a right to be a gelding.

You should not reproduce.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em!

[Grammy]

Oooo ooo oooo!!! My very first in before the zot!

[raybbr]

We get this same post (it's actually longer) on our CT page. It rambles on and on. Usually zotted pretty quick.

I'm guessing this is a mod's April Fool's joke lampooning that.

[Breto]

Mitt....... is that you?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Whatever you do, Danny, don’t look under the bed. They’re waiting for you. Waiting ... waiting.

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

I think the gene pool is about to improve by at least one around here, any second now.

[Tex-Con-Man]

URA Idjit

[Charles Henrickson]

I took a test once, and it showed I was 92 percent nuts!

I give you eight bonus points for this thread.

[lysie]

April Fool!!

[wagglebee]

Put down the bong and quit playing with electrical sockets.

[sten]

the lib-tards and occu-tards are amazingly dense

sorry about stating the obvious... was hoping maybe the moron was still lurking to see if he trolled anyone.

pro-tip:
if you can’t operate a bar of soap or a razor, you probably don’t have the mental tools for most adult jobs.

is that ‘unfair’? sure. deal with it... or don’t. i’d prefer you just cease to exist anyhow.

[humblegunner]

We used to get him on the Texas page, but the methadone clinic stopped the free wi-fi.

Not so much lately.

[chicken head]

LOL— i bet it is MILT

[mass55th]

"Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em!"

Think I need my eyes examined. When I first glanced at your post, I thought it said:

"Stroke 'em if ya got 'em!"

[PSYCHO-FREEP]