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Three monkeys on the loose in Fla.
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| March. 29, 2012
Posted on 03/30/2012 8:17:35 AM PDT by JoeProBono
BRONSON, Fla., -- Sheriff's deputies in Florida are searching for three monkeys who've been spotted roaming near Williston, Fla.
The Levy County Sheriff's Office said residents in the area of County Road 318/335 reported seeing three monkeys Thursday and deputies searched the area but were unable to locate the animals.
Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals.
Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes.
The sheriff's office said Florida Fish & Wildlife officers have been informed of the situation and are expected to place traps for the monkeys.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: monkey
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To: JoeProBono
Yeah, Romney, Santorum and Ron Paul.
But wait... didn’t Florida already hold it’s primary?
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:19:10 AM PDT
by
samtheman
To: samtheman
Are they wearing hoodies?
Yea, my bad.
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:20:40 AM PDT
by
dblshot
(Insanity: electing the same people over and over and expecting different results.)
To: JoeProBono
Oh we aren’t gonna go there are we?
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:21:43 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(How do you say Arkanicide in Kenyan?)
To: JoeProBono
Resisting... not gonna say it and risk banishment.
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:22:02 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
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To: JoeProBono
Residents said the monkeys had discovered pet food in their carports and left huge messes. Damned OWSers. They're everywhere.
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:23:18 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
To: Rightly Biased
Lol! I bet this thread gets locked fast! Too tempting...too tempting...
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:23:29 AM PDT
by
apillar
To: dblshot
Wit skittzels n ice teeees!!
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:23:34 AM PDT
by
mkboyce
To: JoeProBono
Those aren’t monkeys! They’re politicians! Get ‘em!
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:24:18 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(It's time to WEAN the government off of our money.)
To: JoeProBono
Put them to work...
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:27:16 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Day 1165 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:28:39 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(No wonder this administration favors abortion; everything they have done is an abortion)
To: JoeProBono
Three monkeys on the loose in Fla. MZT's?
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:30:25 AM PDT
by
backwoods-engineer
(I will vote against ANY presidential candidate who had non-citizen parents.)
To: JoeProBono
Deputies, however, did discover a fence post with scratches believed to have been left by the monkeys and some hair that seems to have been shed by the animals. What'd they do... break for a pole dance???
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:30:57 AM PDT
by
ScottinVA
(A single drop of American blood for muslims is one drop too many!)
To: null and void
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:32:05 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
Probably best to just stay out of their way.
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:32:57 AM PDT
by
Future Snake Eater
(If we had a President, he'd look like Newt.)
To: dblshot
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posted on
03/30/2012 8:39:12 AM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas gerit ;-{)
To: JoeProBono
Wow, only one comment removed so far.
Come on, FReepers, step it up.
To: JoeProBono
To: JoeProBono
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posted on
03/30/2012 9:12:51 AM PDT
by
PGR88
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