To: GeorgiaDawg32
I heard it was going to be a Barracks ship. lol
2 posted on
03/05/2012 11:44:20 AM PST by
GeronL
(The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
To: John Semmens
Some competition... :)
But I say you are still the semi-satire champ!
3 posted on
03/05/2012 11:45:36 AM PST by
freedumb2003
(Spoiler Alert! The secret to Terra Nova: THEY ARE ALL DEAD!!!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
The Navy has vehemently denied rumors they're considering naming a future vessel the USS Sandra Fluke.Yup, because that would denote a vessel going down too easy...
ba-da-dum---tst!
5 posted on
03/05/2012 11:46:34 AM PST by
Michael Barnes
(Obamaa+ Downgrade)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
They did offer her a commission.
What do Wilt Chamberlain’s member and a submarine have in common?
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Miss Fluke, however, is seriously considering the Navy...one Fleet Week at a time.
8 posted on
03/05/2012 11:50:23 AM PST by
Lurker
(The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Does the Navy have any unnamed tramp steamers? Just asking? ;-)
10 posted on
03/05/2012 11:53:24 AM PST by
F.J. Mitchell
( Go Obama! Go! Go! Go! Go away! Far, Far Away!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
It’ll have to be a submarine because so many guys go down on her...
11 posted on
03/05/2012 11:54:00 AM PST by
FrankR
(You are only enslaved to the extent of the entitlements you receive.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
America has lost its ever loving mind. Totally gone insane.
12 posted on
03/05/2012 11:54:16 AM PST by
RetiredArmy
(POLITICIANS: Promise the moon. Deliver the shaft.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
That would be one vessel looking for a torpedo.
13 posted on
03/05/2012 11:54:47 AM PST by
cicero2k
To: GeorgiaDawg32
USS Sandra Fluke or USS Slippery When Wet?
14 posted on
03/05/2012 11:58:33 AM PST by
Morgana
(I only come here to see what happens next. It normally does.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32; TXnMA; All
” - - - constitutional right to contraception - - -”
One of the great things about FR is that we learn about so many things that we did not know before!
For example, the above quote was taken from the article for this thread.
I did NOT know that our Founding Fathers wrote into the US Constitution the Right of all American women to use an Aspirin!
16 posted on
03/05/2012 12:08:34 PM PST by
Graewoulf
(( obama"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND is illegal by the U.S. Constitution.))
To: GeorgiaDawg32
“This is simply a rumor and the Navy at this time has no plans, unless compelled by Congress, to name a vessel after this young lady.” She is not a young lady. She is a young woman. Young women are more fun.....
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Isn’t there a large, open tunnel somewhere that needs a name?
To: GeorgiaDawg32
naming a ship after a parasitic flatworm?
sounds like a risky scheme to me. ;-)
24 posted on
03/05/2012 12:24:57 PM PST by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Obama: Epic Fail or Bust!!!)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
I understand the ship to be a smaller Nuke Submarine called the SLUT. (Silent Light Ultimate Terminator)
30 posted on
03/05/2012 12:59:01 PM PST by
fish hawk
(Isa. 42:12 Let them give glory unto the Lord and declare his praise in the islands. (Maui))
To: GeorgiaDawg32
Yeah & Yow!
And he had better stay anomomous! How assanine
can an elected official be?
I’d bet that man has never served a day, and has great contempt for our service men and women!
Of all the worthy men and women that have not been so honored, a fluke like him would come up with such a suggestion!
God Forbid![don’t even think it] that we as a nation and a people would start down that road!
33 posted on
03/05/2012 2:13:12 PM PST by
LetMarch
(If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonymous)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
When Santa Clause laughs.....Ho,Ho,Ho.....he was thinking of This Senator and.......Ho,Ho,Ho.....Fluke
34 posted on
03/05/2012 2:18:00 PM PST by
LetMarch
(If a man knows the right way to live, and does not live it, there is no greater coward. (Anonymous)
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